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Eighteen year old college freshman describing the gender-specific dynamics of getting into fraternity parties: the frats don’t let guys in because they don’t have boobies. #BestKidQuotes #BestKidQuote #UDel #ParentsWeekend2018
My so-sensitive 9 year-old says: "stopped working out over the winter, didn't you?" as she patted my belly. #BestKidQuotes #BestKidQuote
"I don't like that you need to drive for an hour to get to anything in LA" #BestKidQuotes #BestKidQuote #SpringBreak2017 😱😱😱
"Dad, you're so weird I don't even know where to start" -sigh* from my 16 yo girl #BestKidQuotes #BestKidQuote
#BestKidQuote: my 16 yo daughter who went to a Trump protest yesterday "I am a social justice warrior". #Bestkidquotes
From my 16 yo: "You arms look like stringy, thin noodles." Not exactly the look I was going for. 😂😂 #BestKidQuotes #BestKidQuote
#Bestkidquotes #BestKidQuote: my 8 yo daughter-"going to meals counts an as activity, so I don't need to do anything else today." #vacation
#BestKidQuote 15 yo daughter Re The Bachelor: "I love watching the crazies that come on this show." #TheBachelor #BestKidQuotes
#BestKidQuote: 8 yo daughter: I'm going to have junk food for lunch since I been eating healthy food the last few days. #JunkFood
#BestKidQuote My 15 yo daughter: If Trump wins the election, it will be a sign Americans are endorsing a police state.
Face it, Dad. You're old and slow. #BestKidQuote
I blocked my son's shot in one-on-one. He says: good for you! You just blocked a child! #bestkidquote
#BestKidQuote from when I was in the hospital: "Don't die on me."
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