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I think we could all use with a giggle or two. Here's a couple of dozen one-liners to get you started. #bestjokes, #bestoneliners. https://t.co/jwNI6Nw2Dq
Our taxation
is analogous to;
Joe Biden’s uncontrollable bowels
My girlfriend said stop writing tweets or I will smash the phone Into your face repeatedly, I said I bet gdb 1¥d br%!dux 48Bdjev #jokes #comedy
#puns #funny #jokeoftheday
#comedian #memes #funny
#gags #bestoneliners #dadjokes #punsworld #punsfordays #standupcomedy #joke
I think I found out who stole my foreskin, I've had a tip off #jokes #comedy
#puns #funny #jokeoftheday
#comedian #memes #funnysigns
#gags #bestoneliners #dadjokes
#quote #punsworld #punsfordays #standupcomedy #joke
Darling wife, words can't express how attractive and sexy I think you are .... so I will use numbers 3/10 #jokes #comedy
#puns #funny #jokeoftheday
#comedian #memes #funnysigns
#gags #bestoneliners #dadjokes
#quote #punsworld #punsfordays #standupcomedy #joke
If the answer is cock robin what is the question?
Whats that up my arsehole batman! #jokes #comedy
#puns #funny #jokeoftheday
#comedian #memes #funnysigns
#gags #bestoneliners #dadjokes
#quote #punsworld #punsfordays #standupcomedy #joke
I asked my grandad if he wanted any Linkin Park songs played at his funeral, he said "In the end, it doesn't even matter" #jokes #comedy
#puns #funny #jokeoftheday
#comedian #memes #funnysigns
#gags #bestoneliners #dadjokes
#quote #punsworld #punsfordays #standupcomedy #joke
This game has been something.
@CallMeBednard: “we’ve gotta find out if Hayden Lavigne is drinking Michael’s secret stuff from Space Jam.” #bestoneliners
I think a stand-up comedian or two had to have been on Joe Biden's briefing team. #BestOneLiners #Debate2020 #Debates2020
I’m just a little excited this came in the mail today. #ilovefredrikbackman #bestoneliners #allthefeels https://t.co/BsDzryySMy
Me: Reads good reviews of this book.
Me: Buys book.
Me: Reads first line of book.
First line of book: "I didn't choose the wench life. The wench life chose me."
Me: 😶😶😶🤩 Well played, Well Met. Nice one Missus DeLuca.
#bestoneliners #romancelandia #contemporaryromance
Looks like isolation is causing people to say things that could cost lots lol
But Funny
#bestoneliners
I regret most of my farm machinery purchases twice a year. I wish getting married was only regrettable twice a year.
Make time for family. This man taught me that lesson early on. Much needed timeout with Pops. #bestoneliners #takingadrive #hardestworkingmanIknow
Absolutely fantastic night last night at the #alhambra Dunfermline to watch the amazing @themiltonjones doing his thing! #bestoneliners
“Kids today are amazing. I played winter ball down in Venezuela, they had kids half his age every one of them speaking Spanish, and that’s a hard language” “They speak Spanish in Venezuela” “I know that’s my point!” #LittleBigLeague #Underrated #BestOneLiners
How does the ocean say, "Hello"?
It waves!
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Did you see #BigLittleLies with Fleece Witherspoon on HBO?
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#epicdadjokes #badjokes #pun #joking #jokesfordays #funny #bestoneliners #badpuns #originalmemes #memes #dadjoke #mememaker… https://t.co/deHbUIH0YU
@kugiefilm @TheBiancaDelRio File this under useless information but my friends and I often like to yell ‘CALM DOWM POTATO LADY!’ When the right situation presents itself! #hurricanebiancafromrussiawithhate #hurricanebianca #bestoneliners @HurricaneBianca
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