Top Tweets for #Birdproblems
You know you are getting old when you are sitting on your back deck and you utter the words, "Goddamn Starlings!"
#birdproblems #birds
4/ **“Meet you at the beach.”** → “Meet you at the beak.” 🏖️🐦
This mix-up conjured up an odd image of meeting next to a giant bird. Definitely not the beach day we were looking forward to! #BeachVibes #BirdProblems
@Gekikawa_Dbts 助けて!! 🐦😱 私���オウムが私を攻撃しています!
私は自分の家に閉じ込められています! 🆘
#ParrotAttack #BirdProblems #SendHelp
Swapped by my girl for a human? That's a tough pill to swallow ... #BirdProblems #SaxBetrayal 🎷🐦💔 @splargdotcom
Midjourney #midjourneyart
the joy of sax...
I hate it when I want to go outside but there's loads of birds on the bird feeder so I can't go out the door because I know I'll scare them #birdproblems
Can we just remake Twitter, call it Twitter and keep the bird since Elon wants nothing to do with any of it? #birdproblems #RIPTwitter
We'll be playing at @HardLuckBar in Toronto THIS SATURDAY June 17 with The Capsized and Lostvoy! Got lots of new material ready to go and can't wait to play it live! 🐔🦢🦜 Tickets available now!
@AMinor_Presents
#torontoprog #torontometal #torontoshows #concert #birdproblems
Okay, tweet peeps, how do you keep a bird off your vehicles? There are no nests around the house, and it doesn't matter if we park in the driveway or on the road.
He's just an asshole who likes to use our mirrors for toilets. 😡
#birdproblems #birdshit #assholebird #pleasehelp
Got home to find this note from the neighbour. Is it wrong that I'm more excited to know which birds than which tile? 'THE BIRDS' implies something dramatic, like an invasion of herons. Do I go up in the loft to check? #birdproblems
Ha. Although one never knows… I’ve encountered some pretty obstreperous chickens in my time… 🤣😂🐥🐔 #birdproblems
oh @youtube, my parakeet likes watching birdie videos.
Don't judge, she's a lonely lady. it makes her happy.
But the religious ads y'all play talk about saving her soul?
Don't get between the lady & her chirps.
#wrongkindofflock #birdproblems
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I just found out there is a force field and i cant go down there to the other people of @eurofurence send help A!! #birdproblems pic made by: @Juravenator1
@Arshad4949 @grayboysdao @angryboars @AngelsDevilsNFT @nftworldsNFT @HeroGalaxyNFT @BadBabyDinosNFT Thank you for the correction.. ;)
These talons are difficult to type with but I'm making it work!
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#birdproblems
Not sure if an office window bird feeder set up is the best or worst idea ever. Love to see them but so distracting but they look so ace but I keep losing focus but they make me happy but I forget what I was working on but they need snacks but I need to crack on #birdproblems
Rock throwing crow update 🦅… there is a world-wide shortage of windshield glass for my vehicle…no one can tell me if or when they can get it shipped to Kamloops 😭 #birdproblems #carproblems
How the heck am I going to explain to ICBC that a crow just dropped a large rock onto my windshield at Winners parking lot?! 😠 🤯
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