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“California: bordering always on the Pacific & sometimes on the ridiculous. So, why do I live here? Because the sun goes down a block from my house.”
#GeorgeCarlin, #BrainDroppings
the above quote is at the end of linked monologue
I can say, saw him live, 21, 32, 34 yrs of age
Remember Kids, success is rarely linear.
It is a series of highs AND lows, good AND bad, successes AND failures.
Those that make it aren't always the "best" but they are always the most resilient. Keep chopping wood. 🤙
#DearDiary #BrainDroppings #Dadshit
#BrainDroppings
At ESPN right now:
"Welcome back to Sports Center Studios brought to you by FanDuel. We now go to Adam Schefter in the Caesars Sportsbook Studio brought to you by Draft Kings.
So Adam, how could Shohei Ohtani get away with gambling..."
#ButItsJustAThought
▫️''#NewYork'ta büyüdüm ve otuz yaşıma kadar yaşadım. Hareketli, karmaşık bir şehirde yaşamaktan sıkıldım ve #LosAngeles'a taşındım.
Saat farkından dolayı fazladan ü�� saatimi almak istedim teknik olarak son otuz yıldır kendi geçmişimde yaşıyorum.''
#GeorgeCarlin
#BrainDroppings📚
American entertainer #GeorgeCarlin died from a heart attack #onthisday in 2008. #standup #comedy #laugh #humor #comedian #actor #author #wordsmith #BrainDroppings #sevendirtywords #YouAreAllDiseased #BillandTedsExcellentAdventure #Dogma #NapalmandSillyPutty #Carlin #trivia
"Brain Droppings"
Collected in 2021 by anonymous on OS. 🙏💙
An experiment in colors.
#braindroppings
▫️ Gençken bilmiyorsun ama bilmediğini de bilmiyorsun
Yirmili, otuzlu yaşlarda bilmiyorsun ve bilmediğini biliyorsun.
Kırklı yaşlarda biliyorsun ama bildiğini bilmiyorsun
Elli yaşı geçince bilirsin ve bildiğini de bilirsin.
#GeorgeCarlin 🎂
#BrainDroppings
#Geceye
#GeceyeBirSöz
"Which is more disgusting and why: human feces or animal feces?"
So, apparently this is the sort of thing my brain thinks is important to ponder today.
🧠 🤔 🤷 😁
#WritingCommunity #RandomThoughts #BrainDroppings #StoleItFromCarlin
@WHCOS #BrainDroppings
How is Raising The Debt Ceiling fall on 1 Party?
Trump & Obama both raised it 3 times. George H. Bush 7 times, and Clinton 8. Reagan raised it 18 times! The Debt Ceiling has been raised 74 times since 1962, but it's all one party's fault? #BunchOfFuckingRetards
Thanks @tombrainsky It was an honor to be on your show and I LOVE your #BrainDroppings podcast. Now a subscriber & loyal listener. Hope it inspires others to get their #MovieMoney
Super crazy move to secure funding! https://t.co/OIxKXsLMWy
#BrainDroppings
The U.S. military does not need training on gender-specific pronouns! We already have gender neutral pronouns... it's called RANK! I guess I didn't realize the words Sergeant, Private, Petty Officer, or Corporal were gender specific!
But it's just a thought....
98% of assholes on twitter have profile pics of...
Yep, the "Older white guy in sunglasses"!
errr, uhh... 😐I really need to change mine 😕😬
(or am I just one of them without realizing and/or admitting it?🤔🤪✌️)
#DearDiary
#BrainDroppings
"GRINDING"
1- oppressive and seemingly without end.
2- harsh and grating.
--
🤔
If you consider your training a "GRIND' then maybe you aren't really bout it like you think?
REAL ballers just do. Its not a grind. They cant NOT do it.
#Random
#BrainDroppings
#Athletes
If a Receiver touches a pass that is then Intercepted the INT should be applied to the Receiver and not the QB.
#RandomThoughts
#BrainDroppings
#Football
""...I didnt mean to hurt her, I hadn't ate in two years, i just wanted a cheeseburger..."
--I cant even say the artists name cause I would be "racist" 😏.. "Ganger N*p" -5th ward boyz
#art
#braindroppings
#WordAreJustWords
#BrainDroppings
The tsunami of brilliant images and inspirational photographers I bump into each day here in the #NFTVerse is equivalent to what instagram offers in a month.
Minus the reels and the “influencers” - this real estate seems to be well mowed and a good equalizer 💫
I miss him. His comedy specials were one of a kind.
#BrainDroppings
The world needs George Carlin now more than ever. https://t.co/LEBjRvzOz9
Homophobes are secretly scared that dicks are super delicious and that they won't be able to resist.
🤷🏽♂️😏✌
#LiveAndLetLive
#BrainDroppings
In life, when one door closes.... Just open the fucking door again, cause that's how doors work! 👊
#BrainDroppings
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