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. @RobertKennedyJr Ran out of burger buns again so I had to use 2 chocolate chip cookies for my bacon cheeseburger
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I would usually save half this pint for later but i might jus eat the whole thing #briantime
What different times Brian and I live in. He thinks itβs weird to choke a girl while having sexual intercourse...... I donβt get it. But ok Brian #BrianTime
Brian got a power ball and heβs waving it around saying heβs gonna be going home early today. I just wanna rip it out of his hand and stomp on it! #BrianTime
The best part is....... Brian had to make sure he had a Zantac before eating a doughnut!!!! ππππππππππ #BrianTime
Brianβs juice box is famous. #BrianTime
Asked Brian about tag teaming some hoes and he said, βI donβt like wrestling!β ππππ #BrianTime
Just took my sweatshirt off and my shirt came up and Brian goes βYOU HAIRY CHESTED MOTHER FUCKERβ (mind you I have absolutely no body hair) πππππ #BrianTime
Brian just said , βyou should really send a piece of ur dink to heaven to reserve a seat.β πππππ #BrianTime
Brianβs out here throwing up the gang signs...... ON OCTOBER 14th #BrianTime
Brianβs fucking horny Today I can just tell #BrianTime
Brianβs in love with some news lady, so obviously I had to ask, βwould you fuck herβ and his response βOH BOY! Iβd give that girl 4-5 mins STRAIGHT!! LIKE no stopping!β IM FUCKING DONE WITH HIM πππππ #BrianTime
Brian just starting singing βput your hand in my Pocket, grab onto my rocketβ right in front of my uncle. My uncles face was priceless ππππ #BrianTime
BRIAN JUST SOAKED ME WITH THE PRESSURE HOSE!!! I guess Iβm getting on his nerves today #BrianTime
Ask Brian if he liked blow jobs and his answer was βI USED TOO HEHEHEβ as he rolled his eyes! #PoorBrian #BrianTime
Brian just did the funniest thing in the world and he wonβt do a Re DO for the snap! Holler if you want a RE DO PEOPLE!!!! WE HAVE TILL 230 #BrianTime #WhoWantsAReDo
Well folks, Brian just informed me that heβs a lesbian magnet....... so thereβs that! Happy Friday #BrianTime
Whenever I ask Brian if heβs got any pussy lined up for the night he soaks me with his pressure washer........ now I just donβt see why heβs so mean to me #BrianTime
As Iβm eating my delicious sarducci blue cheese salad brain asked me βare you eating that so you donβt get replaced by a guy with abs and hair on his chest!?β One of the meaner things heβs said to me.... #BrianTime
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