#CERTdad - Twitter Hashtag

🧑🏻‍🦽erin🦕 @Berniewatson

almost 10 years ago

@printeralia thanks, #CERTdad

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

Question: "So are you saying, terrorist attacks, we shouldn't try to save anyone?" #CERTdad: "I wouldn't. Not if you're smart."

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

#CERTdad: "That wasn't the British, that was U.S. soldiers." #colonialism #genocide #terrorism

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

#CERTdad: You know what the No. 1 problem in the United States is? Me: Imperialism and anti-Blackness? CD: Obesity. No, Dad. You're v wrong.

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

Jeffer was getting crumbs everywhere and then a Korean #CERTdad appeared silently with a bowl. Emergency avoided.

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

Ooh, be just disclosed that he had a son. #CERTdad is a dad!

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

Omg, he called a rabbi a dumbshit and failed him. And the rabbi had to take the class over. With #CERTdad.

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

"Even your presence there is better than someone dying alone." Also, keeping an airway open can let someone say goodbye. #bleak #CERTdad

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

#CERTdad: How much water does it take for someone to drown? Me, loudly, assuming others will join in: Half an inch. #awkward #imrightthough

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

Kids survive bc they don't lose hope. "And that's why I'm telling you: Never, ever give up." Thanks, #CERTdad

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

Is there a good way to post content warnings on Twitter? Last night's #CERTdad tweets were pretty gory. I gained 3 followers ...

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Abolition F/\G @AbolitionFag

over 10 years ago

@printeralia is #CERTdad a best hashtag? (I say yes)

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

Now we also know that #CERTdad carries two box cutters.

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

+If you don't have these, make some out of cheesecloth. Know how many you can make with just one sheet? A sheetload. #CERTdad, everyone.

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

"They call me a garbage can medic. I'll make a splint out of anything." #CERTdad describes making splint for preteen boy out of a donut box.

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

Class is losing its shit on impaling slide. "What IS that?" #CERTdad chirps back: "It's a screen door!" He is so into this.

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

#CERTdad is periodically asking "who's broken a collarbone? who's broken ribs?" etc., and avocado friend has raised his hand every time.

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

@izzashark @Berniewatson I like! But #CERTdad really emphasizes that we not give up our clothes bc there are so many body and so few layer.

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

I am NOT going to buy colored tags for triage at Staples, #CERTdad. He says we can use a pen, too.

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Audrey Kuo says drink water 🇵🇸 @printeralia

over 10 years ago

#CERTdad goes over triage tags. Classmate: Do you put a black tag on people who are almost dead? CD: No. Wait until they're dead dead.

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