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If it's "Union Station", why is it where all the train tracks intersect? #csDadJokes #sigcse2023 #sigcsets2023 #allthehashtags #thisspaceforrent
Forget Mersenne Twister, I'm using infant sleep time to generate random numbers in the future #CSDadJokes
Why do Java programmers hate communism?
They didn't want to live in a classles society
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My Comp Sci teacher told me to be healthier. He said to go to https://t.co/eSxilV3hBp. Visit it each day to keep the doctor away #csdadjokes
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Yo momma so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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Yo momma so fat, she sat on a binary tree and flattened it into a linked list in O(1) time.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world:
Those who know binary, and those who don't.
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Why do they call it hyper text?
Too much JAVA. #csdadjokes
Why couldn't Windows make popcorn?
The kernel kept failing #csdadjokes
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows? #csdadjokes
How many Linux users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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What's the first symptom a computer is getting old?
Memory problems. #csdadjokes
I wrote a program to calculate where all the light from the sun goes. It used an A-ray-List. #csdadjokes
When you believe a problem to be DFS but it is really MST.
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You're bleeding because you don't FLOSS #csdadjokes
Just had lunch... Well just a byte to eat. #csdadjokes
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