Top Tweets for #CanFuckOff
Jesus Christ, I'd take Bon Jovi over fucking country music.
And to be clear, don't agree with people calling for attendees to be stripped of voting rights or for the introduction of a country and western tax.
#slane #canfuckoff
People who say they literally cried with laughter at that wedding crashed story. #canfuckoff
This is sickening. I'm scraping pennies to buy my next meal but these illegal pieces of shit criminals get all of this money from US, WE THE PEOPLE, and not by our choice! 😡 💢 😡 #MAGA #IllegalImmigrants #CanFuckOff
Fancy winning the league in January but finishing as runners-up in May.
#canFuckOff
Miss you every single day Rissa roo 💔 wonder every single day who you would be. How crazy you could have gotten, all the memories smiles everything. Most of all I always wonder if you'd be proud of who I am today. :( #CFSUCKS #cysticfibrosis #canfuckoff
Tier 3 on Thursday u can get fucked if u think I’m listening I don’t care what anyone says so don’t @ me about it because I’m not interested so the government and council near me can kiss my ass 😘🖕🏻 #canfuckoff
I got a Twitter e-book. I haven’t actually finished a chapter as it rushes me to the next before I can.
#TwitterRefresh #canfuckoff
Okay, so...
Out of the last 72 hours, I’ve been awake around 65/66 hours. I should look god awful... why don’t I look god awful? Nobody will believe how god awful I feel! Conveniently not providing photo evidence...
Too early to say #insomnia #CanFuckOff yet?
And the unelected Dominic Cummings offering his opinions on 'democracy' and 'respecting votes' #canfuckoff - he's a dangerous fuckpig.
Has Sarah Vine been elected to public office? Is she standing? No, thought not. In that case she #canfuckoff
Craig Levein is on my telly. He #canfuckoff
The Orange Order #canfuckoff
The Infected Blood Inquiry (regarding US human medical hygiene standards specifically) make me think that any post-Brexit deals regarding animal/food hygiene standards #canfuckoff
The Livingston Orangemen and Tommy Robinson's crowd getting ready to kick off in Westminster. That's post-Brexit Britain right there. Mob rule by fascist gangs in the street. So Brexit #canfuckoff
I'll be honest, Brexit pales into insignificance against some of the things you have to do or deal with in real life. But still, all the Brexiteers #canfuckoff
Uri Geller, the opportinistic, chancing spoon-bender that he is, #canfuckoff
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