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@NehanHaides The thing is if Yuji pops out and handles dabura and also save Yuka from him niggas gonna call him a gary stu #CannotWin
All of this and more. And yet mothers feel
forced back into the workplace if they don’t want to “lose their career”, often working just to earn enough money to pay someone else to look after their child. #cannotwin
Germaine Greer, 1999
@odiumiisms i talk about odd im queer i talk about amy im a straggot #cannotwin
I was triggered by something earlier today, had the mandatory hissy fit, said a few bad words, you know the drill. But for the life of me, I don't remember what it was. Now I'm upset about having chronic CRS. (Can't Remember Sh!t) #CanNotWin
Post specific details which doesn’t happen, because you know, football, get dm’s threatening family and death threats 🙄
Post more about being patient and things happen soon and get threats to family and death threats
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@localteaparty Exercise to fight bloating they said, drink protein shake if you’re lifting weights they said, protein shake causes bloating, so now don’t eat anything just fast. #cannotwin
It's the perpetual dilemma. While waiting in front of a camera to do my piece, do I dress for rain, or shine? Here's the rule: Dress for sun, it will rain. Dress for rain, it will shine. #cannotwin #weather #rainorshine5star
Substitute @CPC_HQ: the Republican Party is like a baseball team that has tremendous talent in the minor leagues and a star pitcher who can’t throw strikes or do his job. Sooner or later, there’s going to be a change. #Poilievre #angrypopulist #CannotWin https://t.co/olP1BoGNn0
oh, and in case anyone wonders: interest received from the IRS due to delays on their end are taxable to the recipient. #cannotwin #nottaxadvice
Love Twitter.
Try to be positive about something and people will tell you off for being positive.
Have a moan and the exact same people will tell you off for moaning 😳😂😂!!!
You couldn't make it up 🤷♂️.
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Soo, if you don't use any of these phrases, do you then get criticised for being aggressive, rather than passive aggressive? If we are just passive, what then? #CanNotWin.....
@noplaceforsheep A read that crap too - but this was funnier. I looked at the list and was thrilled that people could read my subtext 🤣 just confirms I’m using the right phrases! 🤣🤣🤣
#pc #gaming #callofduty #warzone #practice #casual #cannotwin #problems
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@razi_bakar @meforevermy Tapi saya tengok ada orang kecam beliau guna BM dalam ucapannya. #cannotwin
POV: "PAS has failed to reach out to detectorists & provide effective education..."
Same POV: "no, not that kind of outreach and education...."
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"Trade stands", next to the FLO.
THESE ARE THE REASONS @JamaicaPNP IS TRYING SO HARD TO SABATAGUE @AndrewHolnessJM & HIS GOVERNMENT THE MORE BROGAD BUILD & DEVELOPE JAMAICA PNP SEE THEMSELF AS A PARTY THAT #CANNOTWIN NO MORE ELECTION HENCE THEY FIGHTING NOT FOR JAMAICA BUT FOR POWER JUST TO WIN LISTEN FI U SELF
Currently we have to virtually drag people to the clinic to vaccinate. On the one hand we will have wastage and on the other and on the other, potential exacerbations of COVID ...#cannotwin
@BethRigby Will likely be critical of the unruly, do as they like civil service. When Boris makes changes to tackle this problem you will no doubt join the baying mob and accuse him of picking on them. #CannotWin. #witchHunt #ScumMedia #BackBoris
@1StarAtaTyme Yes. This rain can fucking suck it. I agree. 😉 (but I’m not looking forward to sweating my ass off in my classroom again, tho) #CanNotWin
Parish priest doesn’t answer the landline: “You are never there!”
Parish priest does answer the landline: “Why aren’t you out and about?”
#Parishlife #CannotWin
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