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I feel Excel/Numbered tf out and my brain is not understanding XLookUp right now AT ALL #excel #numbers #cannotcompute
.@ourdigiheritage word on the street is that someone asked in the online #ipres2022 session whether i was wearing a dress during the #dpa2022 !? say what !? #cannotcompute
Confuso! The World’s Dumbest Robot. If you need to calculate the viability of your attack vector to the nearest strategic decimal point, look elsewhere. Because frankly, he can’t calculate shit.
Wanna know more about Confuso + Slackerverse? https://t.co/4HmskaQh3w

15/fin
Convinced yet⁉️
#LongCOVID is real.
Do not deny your friends & colleagues who say they are disabled.
They really can NOT do their jobs or remember things. They are physically suffering.
Let’s prepare to help them for the years ahead. Global effort.
#Vaccinate please!

Third time in a row Everton have hired the manager first and then the DoF?
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How are you an Afrofuturist and a Christian… #cannotcompute
@patomahony1 @bngr @lorrainelarkin @nmcgivney Yes. Being ‘sociable’, whatever that means.
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I just realized that it doesn’t matter how many things on my “dads estate” list I do. He’s actually not coming back. He’s really gone. #idontunderstandhowtodothis #grief #bewildered #cannotcompute #heartbroken
How come the activists of this trans movement are so nasty, so spiteful, so hateful, so unlawful-as-it-happens, so regressive, so detrimental to the harmony of this country, when all they want, they say, is to be women?!! #CannotCompute #IStandWithJKR
Last Friday, my family’s address was posted on Twitter by three activist actors who took pictures of themselves in front of our house, carefully positioning themselves to ensure that our address was visible. 1/8
Someone has just said to me “ it’s too early in the afternoon for cake”. (?!?)
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I just learned that Storyboards I’ve been working on for a feature film are gonna be presented to Steven Spielberg and his team 😱✨😎 #cannotcompute #nopressure
@Tonybv91 @EternalEnglish But the risk outweighs the benefits, it's better to die from the vaccine than to die with covid, unless it's a breakthrough case, then it's still good they got the vaccine before they died with covid. #cannotcompute
Jeg skulle læse det flere gange, inden min hjerne accepterede hvad jeg læste. #CanNotCompute #dkpol #crazy

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