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This is unacceptable. LGS literally asks our community to not play vanguard this Saturday (no announcement, just asked 1 person to let us all know) when they have enough space to clean this place up. Also charges 70+tax for a box of vanguard.
#cannotfunction
#cardfightvanguard
Happy Mukbang Morning, i guess?
#TheGoldenSpoon #TGIF #TheGoldenSpoonDay #TGSD #bewildered #cannotfunction #because #of #YookSungjae
Another #Chronicillness in women. All Chronic illness suffers should sign and support all chronic illness campaigns #hormones #periods #Menopause #pain #fatigue #MentalHealth #CanNotFunction π
If your sat watching telly please take a minute out to pop over to my Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder Represented campaign and sign our petition here https://t.co/J5aejYnBDO Also you can follow the campaign on here or Instagram. Retweet to raise awareness #pmdd @pmddrepresented
BTW - Day Three of losing my absolute mind to #TheUntamed and still feeling delicate and angsty #CannotFunction
I think I have evolved. Problem is Iβve seemed to have developed resistance to allergy meds.... #sniffseason #cannotfunction π€―
I am seriously considering installing a coffee maker on my bedside table. The kitchen always seems so far away first thing in the morning.
#coffeelovers #WritingCommunity #amwriting #cannotfunction
It's just a really bad head cold, but I am absolutely wiped out from it.
#SendChocolateAndCosySocks #CannotFunction
PLEASE HOLD WHILE I PICK MYSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR.... OMGGGGGG #dead #GameOfThrones #cannotfunction #whatjusthappened
Me: Ooh, free fruit for National Day
A: Have you had coffee?
Me: Not finished... why?
A: You just said βthey gave us freetβ.
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This heat and humidity may actually be the death of me or something close to it π°π€’π₯ #cannotfunction #allthenausea
I litterally went back to the wrong house tonight. This is the state I am currently in... can't even find my home and found myself in front of my old house ππ #exhausted #knackered #cannotfunction
aahh coffee is finally done brewing! now I can function as an adult today! or try to! #coffeeaddict #cannotfunction #adulting
When you partied so hard this weekend and you are exhausted AF but you can't fall asleep no matter how tired you are. ππ #cannotfunction
Dear sleep, I miss you. See you in 17 years when #JJR leaves for college. #CannotFunction #SleepDeprivation
Early morning start and the coffee machine at the petrol station is out of order! Aaaargh! #needmycoffee #coffeeaddict #cannotfunction β
Terrible sinus headache, and I can't take a decongestant...any suggestions? #cannotfunction #headache #tylenolandmucinex #hotshower #nowwhat
I'm too hungry to eat π© #cannotfunction
Crutches make you appreciate pockets. #cannotfunction
ryan loves me. 26 is gonna be okay. ππΌ #morethanmusic #favorite #cannotfunction #prisonerβ¦ https://t.co/hRbX7BhdxC
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