Top Tweets for #CaptainBreadstick
Smoke flushes.
Jeets WAPE.
Buy wall catches.
Breadsticks exchanged.
Another ape joins the fleet.
Everything appears to be in order.
βπ
#ApesOnApe #CaptainBreadstick
#Jeets #WAPEtheApe
Gm fam
Apparently some of you didnβt read my post
I said I have 64 apes I need to sell
If you undercut me
I will undercut you harder
Did you think this was a joke?
If you want to sell your apes
Too fucking bad
Take the wape
Keep undercutting my listings
And the best you will get is breadsticks from Olive Garden
You think Iβm playin?
Undercut me again bitch
See what happens
Floor doesnβt move until I sell all 64 apes
Deal with it
Turn your fukkin volume up san
Apes on top
Listen to my new album REALEST FUKKIN APE ALIVE on Spotify:
https://t.co/JvFgloblJc
https://t.co/c4A0CwpPxY
Believe in something
Apes together strong
Higher
Nfa
Quarterly strategy meeting was extremely productive.
We unanimously agreed the solution to every problem...
...is more breadsticks.
ππ₯
#ApesOnApe #CaptainBreadstick #OliveGarden #Breadstick #Q3
OSHA: "We've identified several serious safety concerns."
Captain Breadstick: "Excellent. That means the breadsticks are fresh."
Everything appears to be in order.
π«‘π₯
#ApesOnApe #CaptainBreadstick #OSHA #SafetyCheck
π QUARTERLY EARNINGS REPORT
Captain Breadstick:
"How are we still profitable?"
Finance:
"Garlic futures."
Captain:
"...Carry on."
At Captain Breadstick's Unlimited Breadstick Supply Co., we don't question success.
We just expense it.
π«‘π₯π
#ApesOnApe #CaptainBreadstick #Finance #EarningsReport #GarlicFutures #Ledger
π QUARTERLY EARNINGS REPORT
Captain Breadstick:
"How are we still profitable?"
Finance:
"Garlic futures."
Captain:
"...Carry on."
At Captain Breadstick's Unlimited Breadstick Supply Co., we don't question success.
We just expense it.
π«‘π₯π
#ApesOnApe #CaptainBreadstick #Finance #EarningsReport #GarlicFutures #Ledger
Internal Company Memo
Congratulations to Astro on being named Employee of the Month.
Please disregard the active emergency response occurring outside headquarters.
These are two separate matters.
β Captain Breadstick's Unlimited Breadstick Supply Co.
π«‘π₯
#ApesOnApe #CaptainBreadstick #AstroUnit #EmployeeOfTheMonth
Every great company has that one employee...
Captain Breadstick: "Follow the checklist."
Astro: "I put rockets on the breadstick."
Captain Breadstick: "..."
"Approved."
Godspeed to Astro running those breadstick deliveries to @apevault!
π«‘π₯π
#ApesOnApe #CaptainBreadstick #AstroUnit #Godspeed #OliveGarden
OFFICIAL STATEMENT:
Captain Breadstick's Unlimited Breadstick Supply Co. accepts no responsibility for the actions of @apevault.
We simply deliver the baskets.
@OliveGarden... we'd like to discuss a sponsorship. π₯π
#ApesOnApe #OliveGarden #CaptainBreadstick #NoApeLeftUncarbed
OFFICIAL STATEMENT:
Captain Breadstick's Unlimited Breadstick Supply Co. accepts no responsibility for the actions of @apevault.
We simply deliver the baskets.
@OliveGarden... we'd like to discuss a sponsorship. π₯π
#ApesOnApe #OliveGarden #CaptainBreadstick #NoApeLeftUncarbed
@dudeman22_eth @RabidArtWorkRIP @apevault Watch out I hear @apevault eats restaurants out of business. His brother Jana da hut did this to @McDonalds
It started with @RabidArtWorkRIP ...
Then @DoinItBetterSan got involved...
Somehow @ApeVault signed up too.
At this point Captain Breadstick isn't selling Apes...
He's running a carb cartel. π₯π
No Ape Left Uncarbedβ’
#ApesOnApe #ApeChain #CaptainBreadstick #OliveGarden
#NoApeLeftUncarbed
@dudeman22_eth The story continues Captain
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