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You can take a beeping chair into the turbolift, but you can't reach the handle. #CaptainPikeProblems
If you ever wonder what goes through my mind in these moments:
1. Not again!
2. Better me than anyone else on the landing party.
3. What will I injure this time?
4. How do I get to avoid a trip to sickbay?
#accidentprone #captainpikeproblems
Considering my luck in the #startrek franchise, how long into the first episode until I get injured, captured or tortured? #captainpikeproblems
Sometimes I feel like the universe’s punching bag. #captainpikeproblems
#StrangeNewWorlds writer #1: One of the members of the landing party should return injured.
Pike: It's me, isn't it?
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I’ve walked into a trap (again), kidnapped (again), and being used for entertainment (again). #captainpikeproblems
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Finding an emotionless way to say "Goodbye forever, Spock" is more difficult than it sounds. #StarTrek #CaptainPikeProblems
Normal people have a shadow. I have a CMO. #CaptainPikeProblems
Captain Pike Problems #33: Waking up from every nap thinking, "Where am I and have I been kidnapped?" #StarTrek #CaptainPikeProblems
Things I hate:
- unexplained smirking
- sentimentality
- subtext
- the way Una smiles when I tell her I plan on being a bachelor forever
#CaptainPikeProblems #StarTrek
There are headaches.
Then there are stress induced headaches.
Then there are James Tiberius Kirk induced headaches.
#StarTrek #Pain #CaptainPikeProblems
I see your "girlfriend with an overprotective father" and raise you my "girlfriend with a planetful of overprotective telepaths." #CaptainPikeProblems
Personal log: I have run out of places to hide. My XO and CMO are insisting that I go on shore leave with the rest of the crew. But they deserve time off more than I do. #captainpikeproblems
I have the most well-disciplined crew in the fleet. Until I give the order "Leave me, save yourselves," at which point they inevitably mutiny. #StarTrek #CaptainPikeProblems
When they reboot an entire franchise but keep your suffering constant. #captainpikeproblems #alternateuniverse
C. Pike, Personal Log.
This is the third major disaster since my appointment as interim captain of the USS Discovery, and I am beginning to wonder whether this is the space version of pranking the substitute. #CaptainPikeProblems #StarTrekDiscovery
Trying to figure out how to tell a dad joke when all you can do is beep once for yes and beep twice for no. #CaptainPikeProblems
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's polite to knock before telepathically barging in on private conversations.
Oh, wait, my mistake. I know exactly who needs to hear this. #Talosians #CaptainPikeProblems #StarTrek
Weirdest compliments I've ever received:
- You can whistle really loud
- Despite its frustration, the creature appears more adaptable than our specimens from other planets. We can soon begin the experiment
- You have really beautiful nailbeds
#StarTrek #CaptainPikeProblems
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