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There’s a joke in the Ukrainian army that you are issued a cat faster than body armor. Our cat joined the regiment uninvited at a southern training ground. No shelter would have adopted him: he was over 10, missing half his teeth, and had a spinal injury that made him stomp loudly. He ignored the litter box, needed regular baths, and constantly stole food. A soldier named him Chmonya. He eventually smuggled himself inside a car to move to a safer base with us. Despite his flaws, Chmonya adored people and purred loudly whenever someone approached. He survived a harsh winter by our side but passed away during the first warm days of spring. Just a week later, a new fluffy passenger arrived from the training ground—covered in ticks, but with an unquenchable thirst for life.