Top Tweets for #ChewbaccaDefense
@ReallyAmerican1 Obviously a variation of @SouthPark’s #ChewbaccaDefense…(a tad dated and obscure reference?)
Help me make sense of this. The Ravens closed -1 against the Cowboys on the road but the Lions are laying 3.5 here??
No #ChewbaccaDefense here because my Cowboys suck & I’m totally unsure here but this line doesn’t make much sense to me. Someone explain.
Anyone want explain to me how the Bears could be laying 3 points to the Rams but also be laying 3.5 points to the Panthers???????
So the Panthers = Rams now????? Am I going crazy????
“What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does NOT MAKE SENSE.”
#Lally #KarenReadTrial #ChewbaccaDefense
#TheBigQuestion now is...
Will #Kise use the #MatrixDefense or the #ChewbaccaDefense to bamboozle #Engoron ?
* For the record, they are real strategies *
Engoron:
"Mr. Kise, can you control your witness because I am considering drawing a negative inference on any question he might be asked?"
Kise urges the judge against that.
No, the central problem is that the debate is irrelevant. Imagine Einstein defending E = m c^2, and someone like Trump stomping him, and winning the debate because "listen to Crazy Hair here making no sense." Debate is not about facts, it's about persuasion. #chewbaccaDefense
The central problem with any such debate involving a real scientist is that @joerogan's audience is sooooo dumb (& so statistically unsophisticated) that they will never figure out who won the argument.
@WatchChad It's really not that difficult to explain. You see, apples and marmosets wrangle on decibels within the flux capacitor of the Heisenberg compensator. Once you can understand that, you'll understand these parents.#chewbaccadefense
Anytime an NFL exec calls himself trying to explain why their team isn’t interested in Lamar Jackson, I can’t help but think of the #ChewbaccaDefense from South Park. This is exactly how they sound to me 😂
It’s as clear as day that the Biden family received payments from business partners in Communist China.
@arnoldporter bilking @USTreasury @fhfa using the #chewbaccadefense trying to screw Mom & Pop investors out of stolen private property @FannieMae @freddiemac. #Fanniegate
Ed DeMarco & @FHFA @USTreasury using the #Chewbaccadefense on the Jury to try to conceal #theft #fraud of private property @FannieMae @FreddieMac #Fanniegate
López Obrador crítica el nombre de “Guacamaya Leaks” porque hace referencia a “un ave única, bellísima”: “Entonces la guacamaya es algo bellísimo como para meter a las pobres guacamayas en estos asuntos tan feos”
I got my hands on video of the FL GOP using Disney to distract you (and the media) away from their efforts to unconstitutionally eliminate two black Congressional districts.
#chewbaccadefense #flapol
If I was a jury member on the death of #AhmaudArbery, I would be downright insulted that the McMichael and Bryan defense team thought I was racist enough and dumb enough to fall for this argument.
#chewbaccadefense
I can't stress enough how much win is in this clip!
https://t.co/q5s0BIpxcE
First: @stevenzkiller gets dealt with
Then: #ChewbaccaDefense once again.
@ChewieWoolf @GaryShavalier @M4cbr0wnStreams @KyleDeming1 @gold35rush @_Puzzlepiecedad @WasabeeJ #chewbaccadefense! 🙌😂🙌
Let’s take #job, and #race out of it for a second, and analyze. If we saw a random guy kill another guy on Facebook/Insta/Snapchat live by kneeling on his neck for almost 10 minutes what is it called?
#GeorgeFloydTrial #DerekChauvinTrial #ChocolateChipCookies #ChewbaccaDefense
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