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My chickens have more opinions than most people I know.
And honestly? I respect it. Know what you want. Say it loud. Stand your ground.
Life lessons from the backyard. ๐
#ChickenWisdom #SouthernLife #FarmLife #WendyJarvis #BackyardPhilosophy
Miss Grumbles says Sundays are for deep thoughts and dirt baths. ๐๐ญ Maybe its time for a meeting!
@Bodegacats_ , think your feline philosophers could handle a chicken with THIS much wisdom? ๐
#SundayVibes #FarmLife #ChickenWisdom
โWhen you sell your $GREG for a quick 50 cents, but the chickenโs over here looking at you likeโฆ โYou just missed a whole farm of profitโ ๐๐ธ๐ #CryptoFail #HODL #GREGCoin #CluckToTheMoon #NeverSellTooSoon #FOMO #CryptoRich #HoldYourEggs #ChickenWisdomโ
1 - Why did the chicken cross the road?
ANS - To remind the egg about practicing safe pecking with condoms!
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2 - What did the chicken say to the egg about condoms?
ANS - ??
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Call: 7790
https://t.co/sYarAB7Ddb
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#dkt #fiestacondoms #dktnigeria #fiestalube #ChickenWisdom
Don't just count your chickens before they hatch. Teach them math, so they can count too.
#WittyWisdoms #ChickenWisdom #MathGeek
๐๐ Stuck in the same old routine? Even these chickens know it might be time to think outside the "bawks"! Let's shake things up today. What's one thing you'll do differently? #ChangeItUp #ChickenWisdom #FunOnTheFarm
Top tip: When buying chikn, aim for a purchase close to 50KG for the best bang for your buck! ๐๐ฐ #ChickenWisdom #SmartShopping
Chickens may not clap, but they break records too!๐ Drop a comment with your chicken fun-facts. #ChickenWisdom
#TheChickenMasters
Itโs a Law Suit Happy world, after all, & only a matter of time.
๐โ๏ธ๐คฃโ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ #YouMightBeASnowflake
#ChickenWisdom
What do chickens and #marketing have in common? Let our CEO/founder @tajforer tell you! #chickenwisdom #digital #marketing #successmindset #customerexperience #content #marketing #TuesdayTip #storytelling #tellyourstory #elevate https://t.co/y8MbLJ2CPO
If you take a moment to look at the chalaza of an egg yolk (membrane that joins the yolk to the ends of the shell), youโll see how neatly itโs twisted. It blows my mind to imagine how those smart ladies managed to pull this off internally. #chickenwisdomโฆ https://t.co/BtbP9lYNPZ
Buk buk when you're happy.
Buk buk when you're sad.
Buk buk when you need help.
Buk buk when you can lend a prehensile limb.
#chickenwisdom
@TimPhamWRCB @ChickfilA @WRCB Perfect after @F3Chatt winds down with their menโs free bootcamps 0530-615. #chickenWisdom
The hen is the wisest of all the animal creation, because she never cackles until the egg is laid.
#ChickenWisdom
Sweet & sour sauce is for nuggets and ranch is for tenders. #chickenwisdom
๐๐ If #chickenwisdom isn't already a hugely popular hashtag it should be ๐๐ฎ @JustinSCARRED
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