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The first #MincePie of the season has been consumed in my household. This feels too early to me but we found #glutenfree ones in asda and #child2 could not resist.... #NotAdventYet
Morning just discovered the screwed up ball of paper the dog was playing with/eating last night is the only copy of his secondary school timetable #child2 has, anyone else nailing parenting today?
#AnimalBigBrotherHouse As I’m BACK TO WORK today after three years in #CofE training #MrMid gets to work from home with 2 cats, a dog and #Child2. Interested to see how that goes … he’s already stalked out with dog for ‘a long walk’ 😂
Other things #child2 has suggested to commemorate his last day at #primaryschool: bonfire of all pencils and pens because he never going to write again (ummm…), plaiting his ties into a dog tug toy, letting dog actually eat his homework …
@RachelGardnerRA Just dropped #child2 at his totally new school in a totally new town in a totally new area for the same!! They are amazing (& a lot calmer than us!) prayers to yours and all others doing the same today #transitions #newseason
Decided to make a last minute booking for dinner at a local country pub last night with @laurencemarks64 and #Child2. Got a table in the garden at 7:15 pm and we were the only ones there. Can’t imagine how difficult it must be running a pub at the moment #EconomyIsNowhereGood
‘If I send it all@l to the charity shop will you just leave me alone?’ #child2 really getting into the spirit of sorting #clergymove
Realised the emergency sound test thing on phone sis gonna go off right in the middle of #child2's escape room birthday party. So 6x11 yr olds, most of whom have phones ...
If I had magical powers right now genuinely without a hesitation I would make tomorrow not Greek theme day at #Child2's school so I didn't have to find some form of costume I can force him to wear because they all have to dress up ...
@TheWomanfredi @BBCr4today Will attempt to, over the inevitable daily shouts of WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BRUSH YOUR HAIR WITHOUT ME HAVING TO YELL to #child2 (who is oddly reluctant to do so).
@TheWomanfredi #Child1 age 3 said ‘Mummy if I could cook lasagne I couldn’t need you at all. #Child2 says he is never leaving and would die without me. Age nearly 11. Well, everyone is different …
#Child2 has just informed me that the #SantaTracker starts in 17 mins. Happy #ChristmasEve everyone!!!
Solidarity to anyone else who just finished a labour of love creating a gluten free Christmas pud for the family … then realised like a total twit they soaked the fruit in gluten NOT free stout … No one? Just me then?? 🤦🏻♀️ Wonder if I can buy #child2 off with chocolate log …
I mean just getting everyone DRESSED takes forever? As wearing three times the usual number of layers. Oh and arguing with #Child2 who refuses to not wear shorts even though it is minus 5 outside ...
@sit_come @keingless @kimwright741 @goolsbywithdog @mydogisafreak How gorgeous! So peaceful and just what I needed after tackling the local shopping scene with #child2 - taking her to brunch and she knows I’m paying 😂😂😂 have a fabulous Saturday everyone 🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘
#child2 is off school poorly so has chosen to watch #ChristmasMovies Am working to the distant background sound of jingle bells and voices talking about ‘the true meaning of Christmas’ Send help.
@Lyndacakebaker @medieval_rat @kimwright741 @sit_come @keingless @goolsbywithdog This is #child2 and her best friend aka surrogate child at mine last year 🥰🥰🥰 there’s not much better Lynda xx
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