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For weeks I predicted that Meghan Markle would post pictures of her kids at Princess Diana’s burial site Althorp. I laid out in detail exactly what was going to happen. The typical pictures from behind. Trying to make everything seem casual and candid. I prayed I would be wrong. But like clockwork, here we are! The Children of The Corn are happy to be off the compound in Montecito. You can see them running and frolicking. Archie and Lilibet are happy to be out of the McMansion, which I suspect is in dire need of repair, with an alleged handful of liens against it. Now we will see if my next prediction comes true… A Princess Diana Limited Edition candle from As Ever. Like a candle in the wind! Let’s hope it has a wick! There’s nothing Meghan won’t do for clout or clicks. Using your deceased mother-in-law’s gravesite for Instagram is a level of indecency psychiatrists will study for generations to come.