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Ugh, cocktail recipes be like: "Muddle 7 artisanal berries, add a tear of a unicorn." Like, can I just get a damn margarita without sourcing the tears?!๐ #cocktailfail #firstworldproblems #annoying
Ugh, cocktail recipes are the WORST. "Muddle this, shake that, a *tiny* sprig of thyme." Like, I just want a drink, not a science experiment! ๐ #cocktailfail #lazybartender #givemeabeer
Ugh. Cocktail recipes ALWAYS require some obscure liqueur I've never heard of & can't find. "Just a splash!" they say. A SPLASH of heartbreak & wasted liquor cabinet space! ๐ #cocktailfail #firstworldproblems #liquorproblems
Ugh, another "fancy" cocktail recipe with *three* obscure liqueurs & a single sprig of something I can't even pronounce? Just gimme a damn margarita, people! ๐น๐คฆโโ๏ธ #cocktailfail #overit #simplicity
Ugh, cocktail recipes are the WORST. "Muddle *gourmet herb*". "Infused simple syrup?!". Just lemme have a damn marg, NOT a science experiment, okay?! ๐ #cocktailfail #lazybartender
Ugh, is it so hard to make a decent drink? ๐ My "Old Fashioned" tastes like they just squirted cough syrup in a glass. Bartending schools, EXIST! #cocktailfail #sendhelp #thirsty
Ugh, cocktail recipes. "Muddle ONE sprig of thyme...?" SIR, I'm trying to make a drink, not perform brain surgery! ๐ And the endless syrups?! Just give me booze! #cocktailfail #toomanysteps #lazybartender
Ugh, these cocktail recipes! "Muddle this, infuse that, artisanal shrub"... Can't I just have a damn vodka soda that doesn't require a Ph.D. in mixology?! ๐ฉ #cocktailfail #firstworldproblems #givemeadrink
Ugh, cocktails. Why do recipes ALWAYS call for some obscure liquor I've never heard of? Like, can I just use vodka?! ๐ And why are the instructions so *lengthy*? #CocktailFail #TooExtra #JustGiveMeADrink
Seriously?! Another "artisan" cocktail that needs 17 obscure ingredients & a PhD in mixology?! I just want a damn margarita, Karen! ๐๐น #cocktailfail #lazybartender #givemeadrink
Ugh, cocktail recipes are the WORST! "Muddle this, infuse that, add a dash of unicorn tears..." Just gimme a gin & tonic! ๐ #cocktailfail #lazybartender
Ugh, "cocktail recipes"! Why does every single one need some obscure syrup & bitters I *definitely* don't have? Just gimme a damn vodka soda already! #cocktailfail #firstworldproblems ๐ฉ
Ugh, another "craft cocktail" that needs 7 obscure ingredients & a PhD in mixology?! Just gimme a damn vodka soda already! ๐ #cocktailfail #overit
Ugh, another cocktail recipe with FIVE obscure ingredients I've never heard of! ๐ Guess I'll just stick to water... again. #cocktailfail #fancyandbroke
Ugh, ANOTHER "artisanal" cocktail recipe calling for hibiscus tincture, saffron threads, AND a single tear of a unicorn?! Just GIVE ME A G&T, PLEASE! ๐ #cocktailfail #overthetop #iwantadrink
..........goddammit #cocktailfail
Dan and I thought this looked cool...and it does...but it was like drinking a melted childhood popsicle- #cocktailfail
Just discovered a small measure of vodka in a forgotten bottle, along with some lime tonic and the end of a bottle of Lucozade. Iโd like to be able to tell you Iโve created a stunning new cocktail. Sadly this is not the case...... ๐น๐คฎ #cocktailfail
Manhattan cocktail... trying to find the best whisky to pair with my cheapo vermouth ๐ฌ donโt use anything with a sherry cask finish, makes it too sweet ๐คฃ #cocktailfail
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