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The boss walks by unannounced…suddenly, everybody remembers they’re at work. 😭
Tag that colleague who would suddenly become the hardest worker. 😂
#HeavensGate #ConstructionLife #ConstructionNigeria #SiteLife #ConstructionHumour
Happy Valentine's Day from your friends at rcs! We hope you enjoy these "sweet" puns😄💚💙
#happyvalentinesday #generalcontractor #constructionhumour

Let's share that #FridayFeeling and end the working week with a joke for you all.
...Get it? Anybody? We'll be here all week 😬
#construction #builders #jokeoftheday #constructionhumour #funny

It’s always nice to see that 18ft ladders come with their own safety notices. 😂
#ConstructionHumour #DontFallOffStupid
#FunFriday #FearlessFriday

We hope that your weekend is next level.
👷 📐
#constructionpuns #puns #Constructionhumour #sorrynotsorry

At least you can save your pennies in lockdown! Happy Friday 🙌🏼
#constructionjoke #constructionmemes #constructionlife #happyfriday #dadjokes #constructionhumour

‘It’s ok, we’ll just do that bit again’ 🙄😡🤬 - 😂😂
#constructionjoke #constructionmemes #constructionlife #happyfriday #dadjokes #constructionhumour

To all the work homies, we hope you finish early today! Happy Friday!
#constructionjokes #constructionmemes #TGIF #constructionlife #dadjokes #thankgoditsfirday #constructionhumour

Well at least the load of loose dirt is safely strapped down. 😂 Happy Friday! #constructionhumour #sunnyfriday

TGIF, a little Friday fun to get you through the afternoon!
#FridayFun #FridayFeels #FunJokeFriday #ConstructionHumour

Its Friday and we all know you're working for the weekend, but it's not quite quitting time yet!
#FridayFeels #ConstructionJokes #FridayFun #FunJokeFriday #ConstructionHumour

A joke to end your day just right #constructionhumour #construction #contractor Have a wonderful long weekend everyone@

#ConstructionHumour https://t.co/k9ukHxGuwN
Here's something to help start your day off with a laugh ;) #constructionhumour #safetyfail https://t.co/UHiNX5UUNW


@Make_It_Right @frankcozzolino @ETN_Electrical that's not Frank. That's Frank's evil skinny twin Krank. #constructionhumour

I know I did this before, and made people wait a long time. I don't see it going like that again.I could just get in, make a joke, get out.
RT @GoldSealCert: A little bit of mid-week humour to boost moral! #WednesdayMotivation #construction #classic

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