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British aristocrat Sir Benjamin Slade (79) is searching for a wife He’s advertised in newspapers, joined Tinder and tried reality TV But he has strict requirements for the lucky lady: • Must be a “good breeder” • At least 20 years younger • No Scottish women • Must be able to have sons (he wants two, an “heir and a spare”) • No communists or lesbians • No drug users or heavy drinkers • No Scorpios • Needs a shotgun and driving licence; helicopter licence a bonus • Able to manage 1,300-acre estate and 2 castles • Ideally over 5 ft 6 in • No women from countries beginning with I or with green in their flag