Top Tweets for #D2D_Fun
'Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasn't funny.' #D2D_Fun
'I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.' #D2D_Fun
'I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery with Android features.' #D2D_Fun
'When I'm ignoring a phone call, the phone always seems to ring longer than usual.' #D2D_Fun
'Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.' P. J. O'Rourke #D2D_Fun
'Doctor's handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏. What I see: ∮₪￦₮￡. What the nurse sees: Aspirin 500mg.' #D2D_Fun
'My relationship is like my iPad... I don't have an iPad.' #D2D_Fun
'My favorite kind of pain; is in my stomach when people make me laugh too hard.' #D2D_Fun
"Do something today that your future self will thank you for." #D2D_Fun
'A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.' #D2D_Fun
'The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.'
David Ogilvy #D2D_Fun
'If "plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters.' #D2D_Fun
A sign in a City restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS. #D2D_Fun
"A joke is a very serious thing." Winston Churchill #D2D_Fun
'I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.' Joe E. Lewis #D2D_Fun
'When someone sends me a text that says "call me"... Why didn't you just call me?!' #D2D_Fun
"Earth without "art" is just "eh."" #D2D_Fun
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