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So Andy had time to discuss and also have an entire segment about the racist comments on #BelowDeck but the one season where there’s a Black woman on #RHONY and she has to deal with racism throughout her season, the reunion gets cancelled???? #dafq 🙄😡 #bravotv @bravotv
Okay. So the next part gets into why you can say “let me borrow” and leave your cloak as collateral on Shabbat but not “lend me” and honestly, it’s more than I can do tonight, so here ends #DafQ for now.
OMG. This rabbi totally hacked the halakha. His hand dislocated and the teaching was “you can’t reset it,” so he put his hand in a variety of positions and asked the teacher whether it was permitted in each position until his hand was reset. GAMING THR SYSTEM, SIR! #DafQ
Honestly, some of these names are blending together. But also, like, somebody forcibly dragged somebody to hear this and that’s just a power move. Have your attendant just drag your ass to class so they can teach the part they think you fucked up. #DafQ
And they reiterate you cannot set a non or reset a joint on Shabbat, apparently for the same reason. A rabbi disagreed and a rabbi he disagreed with had him forcibly dragged to a lecture so he could hear him say publicly NO, you CANNOT. I think. #DafQ
But now we’re on to barfing. You can’t make a medicine to make you hard on Shabbat (can you take it tho? Is that addressed elsewhere?) but that you are free to ram your finger down a throat (yours/others) to induce medically necessary vomiting. #DafQ
And apparently he only uses the fancy silver one on Shabbat so it’s fine. But you definitely shouldn’t enter a river that looks like the bottom is slick (ALL RIVERS. THAT’S ALL RIVERS) in case you fall and decide to bathe and wring your towel, which is BAD. #DafQ
Now we’re over to bathing with oil. You can rub oil all the live long day on bodies — yours/others — but can’t SCRAPE. Another says “okay, but if you stepped in animal shit, you can totally scrape it.” Still another says “my mom got me a fancy silver scraper for Shabbat” #DafQ
Pretty sure the. Ext bit is based on Gematria I neither understand nor do. (Hebrew math with words and deep meanings) #DafQ
The bath was so good he basically forgot how to read Hebrew.
Are these sex baths? Because I have had a lot of baths and none of them have been good enough to wipe away decades of learning. YET. #DafQ
Clearly these baths are SO AMAZING that Rabbis would go in and forget the entire Torah by the time they came out. I need to try these baths. Like, I guess I shouldn’t, but I will be curious forever now.... #DafQ
Well SHIT. This rabbi says love of baths and wine are why 10 of the 12 tribes never returned so can we just not do them and like, I feel that claim needs more evidence? #DafQ
Okay, so: now is a long section debating when a mineral bath is most healing and whether that’s contravened in any way by Shavuot and when Shavuot actually occurs with respect to the efficacious months and I both didn’t understand it and disagreed with it bc I am like that #dafQ
Another rabbi sort of throws up his hands and mentions that nobody would be arguing about towels if everybody just wore bathrobes and this is a rabbi I can vibe with. #DafQ
Like, maybe make sure your books agree before you argue and who was better about arguing about them. I dunno. That’s me. #DafQ
So, the next rabbi pops up and says he thinks the rabbi who disagrees is fudging his sources and says his citation is questionable bc of course he does. The another says in his Mishnah, it was attributed to somebody else and considered an opinion not halakha. #DafQ
My favourite part: New rabbi comes up and makes at least 4 rabbis who are perfectly fine with everything you just forbade. #DafQ
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