Top Tweets for #DIMERICK
A lesser crowd entrenched
to keep their power clenched.
So, Trump and the swamp
Took deliberate turns
To hide and conceal
The quid pro quo deal.
They swallowed their pride
as they stood by and watched
The demise of what once was
The greatest nation of all time. #Dimerick
Happy (belated) New Year. May I present my 2021 #Dimerick (Donald Trump Limerick)
There once was a failed POTUS Named Don
Who's racist, a rapist & a con
The people they voted
And he got demoted
He's still ALL CAPS tweeting from the john
Merry Christmas Mr. President. For you, I give a #Dimerick (A Donald Limerick)
There once was an #IMPOTUS from Queens
Who asked Ukraine to intervene
A quid pro quo he sought
Oh but he got caught
Now he rage tweets from the latrine
#MerryChristmasMrPresident
@dannotdaniel #Dimerick
There once was a Don from Manhattan
With a gold toilet he shat in.
One day Twitter broke
Old Don had a stroke
His coffin was lined in satin. ๐
@TimWidowfield Up your alley of expertise. #dimerick
@MeidasTouch There once was a madam named Maxwell,
Had underage girls for a clientele,
Was found and arrested,
Is loathesome, detested,
But, of course, Donald Trump wished her real well!
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
#ChildTrafficking
Each week thereโs a rally for Don
As heโs running an elaborate con
Itโs our country heโs scammed
And by God heโll be dammed
And hopefully he soon will be GONE
#Dimerick
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There once was a big ORANGE slob
As a joke, he got a new job
He thought he was king
His own praises heโd sing
And wanted hookers to bob on his knob
#Dimerick
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@SteveScalise @realDonaldTrump Merry Christmas Mr. President. For you, I give a #Dimerick (A Donald Limerick)
There once was an #IMPOTUS from Queens
Who asked Ukraine to intervene
A quid pro quo he sought
Oh but he got caught
Now he rage tweets from the latrine
#Dimerick
There was a President named Don
He was a coral-faced con
He proclaimed himself King
But got caught in a sting
And now we ALL want him GONE!
โ๐ฝ ๐ฝ
@gtconway3d @snband4 There once was this man who was slow
He had a strange orange glow
He used the best words
His sons were both turds
And all around him was a clown show
#Dimerick
@CIAspygirl Joining the #Dimerick party:
There once was a Prez, Forty-Five
Who covfefeed his term with high crimes
"It's a witch-hunt" he'd yell,
Casting kleptocrat spells
Til America Bern'ed him alive
(at a net carbon savings of several billion tons of CO2)
#ClimateEmergency
there was an old codger named trump
who decidedly was putinโs chump
on his throne he was seated
as he shat and he tweeted
impeachment had blistered his rump
#Dimerick
@CIAspygirl
Merry Christmas Mr. President. For you, I give a #Dimerick (A Donald Limerick)
There once was an #IMPOTUS from Queens
Who asked Ukraine to intervene
A quid pro quo he sought
Oh but he got caught
Now he rage tweets from the latrine
#MerryChristmasMrPresident
Love this #Dimerick
@CIAspygirl There once was a POTUS named Trump
Who wasn't worth a morn's dump
He conned his way in
With help from Putin
We've got to get over this bump
If you do the Twitter thing you have GOT to go look for the hashtag #Dimerick because there is some seriously great stuff there. For example, my favorite so far:
Emily Brandwin
@CIAspygirl
ยท
22h
Merry Christmas Mr.... https://t.co/QWuJF2ZOK5
#Dimerick
There once was a Trump with hair,
'til Melania purchased some Nairโข.
She knew just what to do;
She replaced his shampoo
And said...
@politicsRbroke @gtconway3d @CIAspygirl Mrs. Trump says to (hashtag) #BeBest,
Good for the Donโs family, but not for the rest,
Timeโs cover wasnโt his face,
Young Greta he did debase,
And Mrs. Trumpโs silence we all did detest. #Dimerick
There once was an escort from Slovenia
Whose name in soft porn flicks was Melania
If it's true what's been reported
It's time she was deported
But first let's make her sleep with a space blanket in a cage on a concrete floor and drink out of a toilet
#Dimerick
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