Top Tweets for #DPD2016

over 9 years ago

As President this is what I will say each day to all the bureaucrats working for me. #DPD2016

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over 9 years ago

"Life is pain Highness, anyone who says differently is selling something." This was my campaign slogan but it was too long. #DPD2016

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almost 10 years ago

I've never deleted an email. Really...😀😀 #DPD2016

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almost 10 years ago

My polling says I am winning the election! People are just ashamed to tell the pollsters that they are voting for a pirate. #DPD2016

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almost 10 years ago

So writing my name on cannon balls and firing them are not good for campaign publicity. Sorry....... #DPD2016

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almost 10 years ago

BBQ can solve all the world's problems and I am pro BBQ! #DPD2016 #BBQ

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almost 10 years ago

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almost 10 years ago

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almost 10 years ago

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almost 10 years ago

Worried about the health of the candidates? Vote for me, I've built up an immunity to Iocane powder. #DPD2016

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almost 10 years ago

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almost 10 years ago

Do you like BBQ? Me too! I am the only pro-BBQ candidate in this race! Vote for me! Vote for BBQ! #DPD2016

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almost 10 years ago

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almost 10 years ago

Come on I have a pig with an eye patch! And bacon! You know that makes you want to vote for me! 😀😀 #DPD2016

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almost 10 years ago

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