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Houston, we have lift off. 🚀 #DSC3
Q1 Performance Review: DSC-3 Team
Objective: 100M spins on @NVIDIA H100
Status: ❌ FAILED
What went wrong:
• Never acquired H100
• Got distracted by RTX 6000 Ada ($7K)
• Accidentally scaled to 500M spins
• Hit 4.26 billion spins/sec
• Outperformed D-Wave, Toshiba, and Fujitsu
• Beat $10M+ quantum hardware
Root cause analysis:
• Insufficient mediocrity
• Failure to set appropriately low expectations
• Unauthorized excellence
Corrective action plan:
• Acquire H100 (pending budget approval since 2024)
• Actually read the original spec next time
• Install "stop improving" guardrails
• Schedule meeting to discuss why we keep accidentally shipping
Lessons learned: None. We will do this again.
Rating: ⭐️ Needs Improvement
HR note: "This is the third quarter in a row they've 'accidentally' outperformed quantum computers. Beginning investigation."
CC: CEO @Sdot2121 CTO @Codenlighten1 CCO @jalexanderm
この最後のロルカ様の悪役みあふれてたわ〜船長なのに #DSC3
ゴーンの骸骨。💀
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クッキー渡す回か！！！ずっと握ってたクッキー！！ #DSC3
ロルカ様の笑顔がズルい。(^○^)
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このメンバー、関係やもろもろを今見ると懐かしさすらある #DSC3
地味にザルなセキュリティー。(＞＜)
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何故に真上に。(＞＜)
CGだからこそ出来る地味な技術にニヤニヤ。(≧∀≦)
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Just a sneak peek from the DSC / 3.0. More photos will be available soon!
Thank you all for joining this data experience! :)
We hope to see you next year!
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And the last start-up talk with dr Marko Jovanovic about Choosing cloud computing solution for a start-up #dsc3 #DataScience
Last talk for the second day of #dsc3 is presenting by Dina Dicic on the topic: Data Science meets SEM for Limo&Car service company.
Have you missed talks about start-ups? Dusan Zamurovic is telling us a story about the Digital transformation of an online gaming start-up in Data Engineering track #dsc3 #DataScience
Sasa Radovanovic from @TelenorSrbija talks about B2B offer on mobile app. #mobile #marketing #dsc3 #datascienceconference
Do you know how to visualize Big Data using JavaScript? Goran Strok is showing us now! #dsc3 #DataScience #visualization
#dsc3 best one so far
Marko Vasiljevski is giving his Keynote talk On the Origin of agile data science neards, friendship and your inner-self #dsc3 #DataScience
More talk about Blockchain? How about Blockchain as a development platform by Zarko Milosevic #dsc3 #BlockchainRevolution #DataScience
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