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@picknpayasap A Lady says to her doctor
“My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it!”
The doctor replies
“Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake" #DadJokeCompetition
@picknpayasap "I've been calling my wife "Honey" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her that I forgot her name." #DadJokeCompetition
@picknpayasap Dad: If you ever get cold, stand at the corners,
Me: why?
Dad: Because they usually stand at 90 degrees
🤣🤣🤣 #DadJokeCompetition
@picknpayasap Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's the whole sentence.
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@picknpayasap My father best joke “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised” 😄😄😄 #DadJokeCompetition
@picknpayasap My neighbour gave me a new roof for free. He said it was on the house
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@picknpayasap Dad : Why is it annoying to share food with a soccer player?
Me : don't know
Dad : because they dribble all the time
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@picknpayasap Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He Pasta away
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@picknpayasap My wife asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
So I took it out, we had a few snacks... Nice guy... he's a web designer!"😂🤣🤣
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@picknpayasap I asked my daddy why does the giraffe has a long neck? and he replied because it's feet smells😂😂😂
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@picknpayasap When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there. 🤣😂😂
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@picknpayasap If you ever get caught sleeping on the job, slowly raise your head and say "In Jesus Christ name,Amen🙏🏾"
🤭😂😂😂😂
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@picknpayasap Did you know that scuba and tuba are both acronyms? Scuba stands for self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. Tuba stands for terrible underwater breathing apparatus. #DadJokeCompetition
@picknpayasap Why does Dracula always bite people in the neck? Because he's a neck romancer. 🤣😂 #DadJokeCompetition
@picknpayasap #DadJokeCompetition Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
@picknpayasap Dad : I bought a pair of sneakers from this dealer and I don't know what he laced them with because I was tripping all day! 🤣🤣🤣
#DadJokeCompetition
What's better than a dad joke?
A grand-dad joke, because they’ve had more time to practice! 🤣
Tell us your BEST DAD JOKE in the comments below and stand to WIN 1 of 5 R500 Pick n Pay asap! vouchers! 🥳💰
Competition valid until 16 June 2024. Ts&Cs apply.
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My brother in law is having a joke off with @Pistachio89 and @mttlcs. I don't think he'll win #dadjokecompetition
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