#DadObservations - Twitter Hashtag

Michael Cortez @CortezyyBear

almost 6 years ago

The noodles song from Word Party actually slaps. 😂 #DadObservations

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danborvan

@danborvan

about 6 years ago

I just noticed that Peter Pan has Luther Crank’s Botox face. #DadObservations

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Greg Connors @gregoryconnors

over 6 years ago

I hate to be that guy, but the Police's "Don't Stand So Close to Me" is about a creepy teacher. #dadobservations

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Dr. Philippe Chouinard @DrPChouinard

over 6 years ago

Who needs a soother when you can stick 90% of your fist in your mouth? #InfantLife #DadObservations

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McDad the Second @McBrider58

over 6 years ago

Had this toy for a while and just noticed the farmer's knob is... Anatomically correct... #parenting #toyfail? #DadObservations

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McDad the Second @McBrider58

almost 7 years ago

Parents on a night out without the kid: "THIS IS GREAT! WE SHOULD TRY TO DO THIS MORE OFTEN!!" Parents at 6 a.m. when the kid wakes up the next morning: "uuuhhhhh... Why did we do this to ourselves..." #parenting #DadObservations

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McDad the Second @McBrider58

about 7 years ago

Putting suntan lotion on a toddler is just like putting primer on a home... A mobile home on the freeway that is slowly starting to careen out of control as it screams at you. #DadFacts #DadObservations #Parenting

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McDad the Second @McBrider58

about 7 years ago

Bubble gun = fastest way turn a crying toddler into a happy one ... Of course now I'm wielding it like some kind of futuristic passivist cowboy challenged to a quick draw showdown... Partner #DadObservations #parenting

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I Came; I Saw; I Got Over Macho Grande

@smitty_one_each

over 7 years ago

That nap was worth its weight in gold. #DadObservations

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Brando @GoBlueBrando

almost 8 years ago

This was on the tag of a washcloth we have for my 2 week old daughter. I’d like to find the knucklehead that required this to be added to the tag after they claimed to not know that you should keep cloth away from fire. #DadObservations