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Drinking beer over the sink for no particular reason #DadShit


My youngest is blasting Imagine Dragons in his bedroom right now.
Ugh.
Now I know how my mother felt when I was doing this with Metallica at his age. #DadShit
So glad my dad stopped beating me now we get tacos and do molly together #dadshit
Hell, at this point I'd accept them even taking it off the table and putting it on the counter. #DadShit

My youngest asked me if I liked AC/DC about a year ago. I almost slapped him, but instead showed him my CD collection. But I still think he shoulda been slapped. #DadShit #NotReally #CalmDown
It's true.

When you’re trying to vibe and your kids won’t shut up behind you. #DadShit
When your youngest seems to be happy with his Easter basket. #DadShit

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣
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A. But the tragic truth of this is that no one else in my house are spaghetti fans. Which blows my mind. We had it 2-3 times a month growing up. My kids just weren't raised poor enough, I guess. They hate pasta sauce. #DadShit
How do you spaghetti?

My oldest kid came into my office while I was editing, so I paused the video on this moment. To which he exclaimed "oh my God, you're doing the 6-7!"
Idiot Generation. #DadShit

2016 ➡️ 2026
Everyone tells you it’ll go by quick. And you believe them. There just isn’t a damn thing we can do about it.
#DadShit


My kids get to experience Dark Side of the Moon for the first time tonight at @hmns. They do a @pinkfloyd "Lasershow Spectacular" playing the whole album over a planetarium show. Pretty sure I'm more excited than they are, but I'm hoping its a watershed moment for them. #DadShit
🚨 Footage of Cain Velasquez officially walking free from prison today
He was emotional and was greeted by his family and a mariachi band 🇲🇽
He served almost a year for firing a gun at a man who is accused of sexually abusing Velasquez’s young son
via Mariachi Jailsciense IG
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