#Dadthoughts - Twitter Hashtag

Dustin Kleba @Dustball_2012

8 days ago

Completed a house project and only used profanity once. Is this successful adulting? #DadThoughts

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Renee 🪳🎰 TVL FINALE SPOILERS !!! @DigestivoGraham

about 1 month ago

If vampires come blood does that mean they sext with the 🩸 emoji instead of the 💦 emoji? #dadthoughts

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Mike Coté

@ratlpolicy

5 months ago

We had the Olympics on while taking care of the baby & I overheard a pharmaceutical commercial for a drug that sounded like 'Gyoza'. My first thought was "Is this the opposite of Ozempic?" Not sure if that was my stomach or my sleep-deprived brain talking. #dadthoughts

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Matt Wormus @mdwormus

6 months ago

I've sat through Super Bowls, Final 4s, World Series Game 7s. Given major presentations, taught huge classes and yet nothing has made me as anxious as the 2 hours waiting after giving my son peanut butter for the first time #DadThoughts @SoonerCreative_

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SWOLE Nephi 💪🏻

@LargeInStature_

7 months ago

Every time I'm at one of these things, I invariably start thinking up a plan for what I'm going to do if a mass-shooter shows up. Usually I settle on running straight at the shooter, sacrificing myself, so my fam has a chance to get away. #dadthoughts

SWOLE Nephi 💪🏻

@LargeInStature_

7 months ago

I'm at my daughters Christmas recital rn (she's doing great)

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Luis @luisneiman

10 months ago

It astonishes me how, in the year 2025, cream cheese still comes in that awful paper and foil packaging. Have we not come up with anything better? #dadthoughts

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@VikingIrishGod

11 months ago · Nolanville

I understand my daughter is incapable of wiping herself but I still feel strange wiping my daughter. #DadThoughts

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Niko Moon @nikomoon

over 1 year ago

I think the reason kids make us better humans is because they teach us how to love and show up in ways we never imagined possible. They offer the ultimate lesson in selflessness and patience..two qualities that truly lead to a HAPPIER LIFE! 🙏🏼 #dadthoughts

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Brian Regan @Singing_DCATC

over 1 year ago

Nothing changes the trajectory of your night quite like a toddler puking. #DadThoughts #SatNightStayingIn

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MohitRajhans @mohitsmovies

about 2 years ago

#DadThoughts As someone who still randomly posts on social media, I have to say that I don’t quite get why I (we) do it or what normalized this behaviour…. @dadspottingcrew

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NotPerfectDad @NotPerfectDad

about 2 years ago

We don’t share our feelings much. Check in on your fellow Dads. - #notperfect #notperfectdad #slowdown #tireddad #keepshowingup #guysnight #dadthoughts #parenting #married #couples #motherhood #mom #fatherhood #father #dadlife

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Mike Johnson @MPJohnson79

over 2 years ago

Sunday Morning #DadThoughts : Elsa from #Frozen is a complete b**** lol. Smug and arrogant. Built an ice monster to chase her own sister without thinking twice smh.

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Fotis @LiftAndReadDad

over 2 years ago

Balancing being a husban, a dad, and a bread winner is hard. But when you manage to find the balance of things, is the best thing you can experience 🙏 #dadthoughts

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Kelly Sopak @KellySopak

over 2 years ago

Don’t let precious moments pass you by! No matter the amount of time your daughter plays, the amount of shots she gets or the amount of accolades she does or does not receive - remember they are doing something they love… be there to support them! #DadThoughts