Top Tweets for #DearProduce
Dear Arugula,
You are bright and tasty and your name sounds like you could be a mobster. #DonArugala #dearproduce
Dear Avocado,
You may look tough on the outside, but we all know the truth. You're just a big softy. #lovernotafighter #dearproduce
Dear Carrot,
How was the first time you met Hummus? Did your eyes meet? Was it love at first sight? #truelove #dearproduce
Dear Tomato,
Why does it take a katana-sharp knife to slice you? Your skin isn’t even that thick. #dearproduce
Dear Apricot,
If you were a person, I think you would wear a monocle and carry a cane. #SirApricot #DearProduce
Dear Lemons,
Do you and life have some kind of bulk discount worked out? #dearproduce #makelemonade #whenlifehandsyoulemons
Dear Coconut,
Do you ever get sick of the sunshine and ocean breezes? No? Yeah I thought not. #dearproduce #coconut
Dear Navel Oranges,
I feel like your navel isn’t an innie or an outie. It’s an in-between-nie. #oranges #bellybutton #dearproduce
Dear Seedless Watermelon,
How do you grow more of you without seeds? #justcurious #watermelon #dearproduce
Dear Squishy Strawberry,
Could you just not take the pressure of being SO delicious ALL the time? #strawberry #crushed #dearproduce
Dear Lime,
Are you still friends with the coconut or was that just the 70's? #LimeAndTheCoconut #DearProduce
Dear Celery,
If you could make sure to leave room for peanut butter? The raisins keep falling off. #AntsOnALog #DearProduce
Dear Blueberries,
Can you please last longer in the fridge? Maybe talk to carrots, they may have some pointers #dearproduce #blueberry #pun
Dear Carrots,
You are like the marathon runner of vegetables. Seriously, you last forever. #crunchy #carrots #DearProduce
Dear Mango,
Why must you be so slippery? It is hard to cut you. Also where is your pit? –Produce Novice #DearProduce #Mangos #TrickyFruit
Dear Pineapple,
I wish my hair looked that good first thing in the morning. #iwokeuplikethis #DearProduce #pineapple
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