Top Tweets for #DecodeFirstDateSentences
I'd love to take you out again. How about tomorrow? = While my wife and kids are away #decodefirstdatesentences
I'm not on Social Media = I'm probably cheating #decodefirstdatesentences
My ex was a psycho = I like to drive women crazy by playing mind-games and then blaming them. #decodefirstdatesentences
"That's Interesting"
Meaning "You just flipped all my no switches"
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"My last girlfriend was a real psycho" = She had to take out a restraining order on me because I was stalking her
I’m so attracted to your independence = It will be so much more rewarding when I start trying to control you. #DecodeFirstDateSentences
You really have some voice! If I had to live with that.. #DecodeFirstDateSentences
You have beautiful teeth. I can see the bits from your lunch in them! #DecodeFirstDateSentences
⚡️ “Here's the answer key for those head-stratching 1st dates”
#DecodeFirstDateSentences w/ @MidweekMinute
https://t.co/mb57g9RSD9
#DecodeFirstDateSentences "Were goin' 2 the park right?" *all dress'd down* / "No m8 I'm takin' U 2 the movies".
#DecodeFirstDateSentences "It was an older picture of me"= "I use Photoshop" -W
#DecodeFirstDateSentences "I forgot to feed my cat"="You're horrible and I'm going home" -G
#DecodeFirstDateSentences "What do you do again?" = "I'm mixing you up with three other people and I don't remember which one you are"
"I'm exploring my options" (I don't have a job) #DecodeFirstDateSentences
#DecodeFirstDateSentences Do you kiss on the first date or just go for the penetration like it says on your match profile?
#DecodeFirstDateSentences
"I love you"
^If pant don't run away, you're just too FN needy^
"Wow you're so expressive"
=
"STFU"
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#DecodeFirstDateSentences I'm on the verge of moving out...
.your sick ass still live home!!!
#DecodeFirstDateSentences I am.usually pretty busy with work = this is not gonna happen...ever.
#DecodeFirstDateSentences So, Are you really close to your family? - I really hope you don't live in your mom's basement!
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