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"TELEPHONE n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
Ambrose Bierce.
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#photographer #photography #art #writer #author #telephone #devil #devilsdictionary
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
βAmbrose Bierce
the whole point of a #Fortress is security from perceived external threats; also like the definition from the #DevilsDictionary for "#ABATIS, n. Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside." https://t.co/WO3rSshqFY
Are you practicing mindfulness?
We're all for it, really! It's just that our Devil's Dictionary describes it as:
"A trendy practice of pretending to be present while anxiously planning your next Instagram post about it"
#mindfulness #sapienshiplab #devilsdictionary
Yoga? Oh, you mean the "esoteric Indian practice of buying expensive #leggings"? Hey, don't get angry at us, that's how our #DevilsDictionary defines it.
What's YOUR devilish definition of #Yoga? π
How would you define #drugs? Our #DevilsDictionary has a pretty psychedelic definition:
"Augmented reality predating Appleβs Vision Pro by several thousand years."
What's your devilish definition? π
#sapienshiplab #satire #sarcasm #sapienship #augmentedreality #applevisionpro
How do you define #history?
Sapienship Lab's #DevilsDictionary thinks that history is: "The teacher that no one ever learns from."
#sapienshiplab #ancestralhabits #satire #justforfun #sarcasm #sapienship #historyrepeatsitself #historyrepeatingitself #learnfromhistory
Are you reading this while walking? Our #DevilsDictionary has an honest definition for #Smartphones: "A leading cause of pedestrian deaths".
#sapienshiplab #justforfun #sarcasm #sapienship #pedestriandeaths #smartphone #pedestriansafety
Would you trust our #DevilsDictionary to define #God?
"Divine #CEO, rarely in meetings, always in memos."
#sapienshiplab #satire #justforfun #sarcasm #sapienship #faith #belief
Oh, you're an #influencer too? Here's what our #DevilsDictionary thinks about that:
"A pied piper leading us to a river of sponsored posts."
#sapienshiplab #satire #justforfun #sarcasm #sapienship #influencers #piedpiper #thepiedpiper #contentcreators #influencerlife
What is #happiness? Our #DevilsDictionary has the ultimate answer:
"100,000 followers."
#sapienshiplab #satire #justforfun #definition #sarcasm #sapienship #followers #followforfollowback
Our #DevilsDictionary has defined #Wellness (after taking a selfie with a kale shake):
βThe pursuit of Instagrammable healthy living.β
#sapienshiplab #satire #justforfun #sarcasm #wellnessindustry #wellnessculture
Our #DevilsDictionary certainly has a curious definition of #Curiosity:
βA quality discouraged in #children and often missing in #adults.β
#sapienshiplab #satire #justforfun #definition #sarcasm #sapienship
Our #DevilsDictionary doesn't seem to be very fond of #politics. This is how it defines it:
"A dignified term for the act of #shouting."
#sapienshiplab #satire #justforfun #definition #sarcasm #sapienship #politicalsatire
Our #DevilsDictionary has been busy scribbling a definition for #Writing:
"A superior method for conveying misunderstandings."
#sapienshiplab #satire #justforfun #definition #sarcasm #sapienship #writerslife
@jacob_allee Ambrose Bierce more than 100 years ago: "ACADEMY, n. (from ACADEME). A modern school where football is taught." #DevilsDictionary
Our #DevilsDictionary must have had a rush when it defined #Sugar:
"An addictive #drug frequently dispensed to #children."
#sapienshiplab #satire #justforfun #definition #sarcasm #sapienship #sugarfree #sugarrush
BEEP BEEP BOOP π€ here's our #DevilsDictionary output for #MachineLearning:
"A pit-stop on the way to machine teaching."
Want to know the real definition? Check out our Wordbook at #SapienshipLab: https://t.co/jmvdgEpdR7
#satire #sarcasm #machinelearning #ai #techhumor
Our #DevilsDictionary has quite a fantastic definition of #3Dprinting:
"Turning plastic into more #plastic, but in fun shapes."
#sapienshiplab #satire #justforfun #sarcasm #sapienship #plasticfantastic #3dprint #plasticpollution #plasticwaste
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