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When it's my turn to start the role-play...
#roleplaystarts #dickmeasuring #phoneseks #sobig #tuesdayvibe
Getting my little dick on the edge of cumming to get a good measurement #smallpenishumiliation #littledick #smalldick #smallpenis #tinydick #smallpenisbrotherhood #dickmeasuring
The result of this poll will decide which is the best #blockchain #technology...
Just kidding...
It will just decide which community cares more about #DickMeasuring than actually building value for the world.
Seriously though:
#STFU & #BUIDL
#BUIDLing or #Bullshitting
#CMB - Critical Male Bias, the view that the male perspective trumps the narrative of everything and is the center of all things. Uglier sibling, #CWMB, Critical White Male Bias, the great white savior of #CMB. #mansplaining, #FragileMaleEgo, #Dickmeasuring #HisStory
The Saudis keep antagonising and pissing off the Qataris at a time when they need to be seen to be as professional and law abiding as possible for the O&D test.
Imagine the fun and games we are going to be involved in if/when the takeover is completed ๐
#DickMeasuring #Bantz
@GamebredFighter Looks like Uncle Dana let the boys go up to his side of the plane for some photos. He can't hack that you flew up the whole way private ๐ #dickmeasuring #alreadylostthefight
@Squiish18 @PeteGawason @JackFritzWIP I think you have the wrong person on that my man. I don't have pissing contests on my fandom. That's for dudes with something to prove. #DickMeasuring
@ArmaghIn Entitled eejits. When I lived at home these fires where never that big. Then the contentious parades got knocked back and the next thing they became mountainous, maybe as a show of strength or more than likely each paramilitary commander wanted the biggest pyre. #dickmeasuring
Does Kane Cornes need to respond to every bit of criticism he gets!? Seems like he always ends up making his own bed for himself. #haveaspellkane #dickmeasuring #replytothis @kanecornes
The United States crosses the line further into caricature as itโs @DeptofDefense becomes the real-world representation of Yosemite Sam, dancing around unloading his six-shooters into the air. #LooneyTunes #Disgraceful #dickmeasuring
Her-cu-les, Her-cu-les!
You donโt want to be on the receiving end of this gunship, aka the Angel of Death.
Writer tip: donโt get gassed up on a #allcity title. Ppl be traveling to multiple states or going worldwide. #thinkbig #curbyoego No time for #dickmeasuring #graffiti #writerissues
Sm bil v soboto uzuni in sm spil 13 perov t'str, TRINAJST #dickmeasuring
Da sem atipiฤen moลกki, se pokaลพe ลพe pri poskusu komuniciranja z menoj s strani drugih moลกkih. Navrลพejo nekaj od fuzbala in priฤakujejo razvoj debate..... Stari lej, fuzbal mi je zadnja briga.
During warm up set a guy stared at me in a mocking manner. So I chose his weight he was doing and did more than him. #dickmeasuring #iaminsecure #outliftbullies
A rough survey of women's visibility on national stage. Unsurprised to find not one single article about a female contributing to the development discourse. Man tasol pulap. Ironically, there was the article on pg7 "Women still need to be heard, says Hughes" #PNG #DickMeasuring
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