Top Tweets for #DildoPerch
Typical, I’ve been admonished for pooping on #DildoPerch as its so hard to clean. The lush doesn’t seem to appreciate the skill and precision involved to get it so perfectly placed #PrecisionPoop
@ParrotStanley @CocoTheParrot Be honest Stan.
You tried to commit sewersude by leaping from #DildoPerch
@jane_kjane Your #Parrot is quite upset with you and another glow in the dark green #DildoPerch ain't gonna fix this.
@sidTHEparrot @ParrotStanley Some women collect needlepoint.
Some women collect figurines.
Some women LOVE shoes.
Then there are those women who give their #Parrot the #DildoPerch as a gift...
@ParrotStanley @hailey_hut @CocoTheParrot @sidTHEparrot @vampirebloom @MORTY70625975 #DildoPerch might at least be somewhat tolerable if it was lime flavoured....
@ParrotStanley @CocoTheParrot @sidTHEparrot @vampirebloom @MORTY70625975 She'd better when bringing you shyte like #DildoPerch
@DBRacingUK @ParrotStanley @JaneFallon @MarkLeneve @JoMacIntosh1 @LorraineB2112 @Jeannierenton Ann Summers will be proud of you, Stan 👍🏼😉🐦 #DildoPerch
6 days to get me on it... now I am refusing to get off!! #DildoPerch #ContraryBird @JaneFallon @DBRacingUK @MarkLeneve @JoMacIntosh1 @DrewMcfarlane @LorraineB2112 @Jeannierenton
@ParrotStanley @JaneFallon @RupertTitch your getting your own back there for her buying the #dildoperch !!
As I said I am not going anywhere near #DildoPerch ... and, as everyone knows, I’m a parrot of my word.
Great... the lush gets a new necklace and I get #DildoPerch
The lush has ruined my parrot life... #TurdPerch has moved to the right and #DildoPerch has taken its place 😢
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