Top Tweets for #Discombobulating
Disappeared journalists are worth singing about, even if they can't be spoken about. Here's our 🎶version of @BlondieOfficial's #Maria for @SangitaMyska.
Happy to sort corrections - need info 🤔: @lbc @mrjamesob
#WhereisSangitaMyska
@mehdirhasan @DavidPNoble63 @frances_coppola
Walked past a woman sat on a bench reading a book called Dirty Laundry (working title of my not-to-be-published divorce memoir) and thought ... wait, hang on, how? ... what ...? then I realised other books of that name actually exist. #discombobulating
The alcohol and the bit of silver in his spine made trying to shift a #discombobulating process. Liev's features melted into a funhouse mirror of shapes before snapping into something between wolf and man. But at least now he had arms to hold her with. #vss365
The #discombobulating threads
Woven in garments of peace;
Met me fleetingly—
In yards, scattered w/ wrinkled parchments, on lease.
Pleading,
whispering all synonyms of “please”,
Beseeched—
To grant it a second chance,
Begging on its knees.
I should've agreed...
Right?
#vss365
Fluffy was always gifted in #discombobulating her owners. On one occasion, she managed to go missing for 3 days and only returned when she thought she heard her humans crying. This time she went all out - slowly chewing the car fob whilst her owners searched frantically. #vss365
“It was ‘wedding’ that had Mia, not Tom,” said Dan.
“It’s #discombobulating you talking about weddings,” said Ari.
“It surprised me. But it would make Ava more secure & seeing Mia’s ideas…”
“She’s been a godsend.”
“But don’t pressure her into marrying Tom,” said Dan. #vss365
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Which are you?
Which am I
Why are you?
Why am I?
Where are we in the world?
Where is the world?
How can we get there?
Has anyone a clue?
How do you do?
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@ExoAcademian Usually one can say “don’t just take my word for it, do your own research”. But with this topic I hesitate to encourage the avg person to do any research bc I don’t think they’d be able to do it without their brains short circuiting or without bias slipping in #discombobulating
Twitter replies are weird. You get two or three normal ones then ATRIAL FIBRILLATION IS A THING and then back to normal replies. #discombobulating
It's not just the long weekend that has robbed me of any idea what day it is, it was also the trip to Alton Towers on Thursday #discombobulating
He hates racists. Not so much when he organises a pile on against Priti Patel, that’s not racism, demonstrably
#Discombobulating
#obingo
I really enjoy going to gay clubs. The vibe is always much friendlier and the music is usually better. But I'm not at all attracted to men and often feel like I'm trespassing.
@Rebartic It’s a theme. Lectures on anti racism, while voting for a racist political party
#Discombobulating
#OorPatts not visiting #Butchers in #Fife for over 50 years. #FifeButchers
#EarlyBiz #InBizHour #YourBizHour #discombobulating #discombobulated Prints and cards #supportsmallbusiness #Olympics #love
https://t.co/AjB8Euazc0 👇🏼#Scottish #Artist
I jogged down to my gym today and asked to use the facilities. Are you a member, they said. No, I said, I ended by membership last year. They looked at me blankly. It was all most #discombobulating.
Popped into my local butchers. Bloke behind counter says, “Are you Glenn from Twitter? I love your feed. What you’re doing is amazing, Keep going!”
I said “Whatever, can I have a kilo of pork sausages”
He said, “Mate, this has been a vape shop for 2 years”.
#Discombobulating
@RosieisaHolt Let's get trending
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Im sure the first person I heard to say it was @mrjamesob but its really getting some traction lately!!!
Melville must be listening to James
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