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Esk had often wondered if the Turtle was really a myth. It seemed a lot of trouble to go to just to move a world. But there It was, almost as big as the Disc It carried, frosted with stardust and pocked with meteor craters.
#GreatATuin
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Beams of blue light lanced out into the corridor, moving & dancing as indistinct shapes shuffled through the blinding brilliance inside the room. The light was misty & actinic, the sort of light to make Steven Spielberg reach for his copyright lawyer.
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…It was quite fascinating to watch, that laugh. It had a personality all of its own.
But he stopped when he saw Esk’s stare. If the laugh was a music-hall clown then Esk’s determined squint was a white-wash bucket on a fast trajectory.
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The Shades, in brief, were an abode of discredited gods and unlicensed thieves, ladies of the night and peddlers in exotic goods, alchemists of the mind and strolling mummers; in short, all the grease on civilization’s axle.
#AnkhMorpork
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The lodgings were on the top floor next to the well-guarded premises of a respectable dealer in stolen property because, as Granny had heard, good fences make good neighbors.
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Among the many things in the infinitely varied universe with which Granny did not hold was talking to dead people, who by all accounts had enough troubles of their own.
But not, she was inclined to feel, as many as she had.
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…I dreamed about it, and it was one of those true dreams. You know, like you told me, a maty-thing.”
“Metterfor,” said Granny calmly.
“One of them.”
#GrannyWeatherwax
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it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you’re attempting can’t be done. A person ignorant of the possibility of failure can be a halfbrick in the path of the bicycle of history.
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It didn’t occur to her to start worrying. For the first eight years of her life the world had been a particularly boring place and now that it was becoming interesting Esk wasn’t about to act ungrateful.
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“All we need to do is go back to your place and wait.”
“What for?
“The screams or the bangs or the fireballs or whatever,” Granny said vaguely.
“That’s heartless!”
“Oh, I expect they’ve got it coming to them.”
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She loved her brothers, when she reminded herself to, in a dutiful sort of way, although she generally remembered them as a collection of loud noises in trousers.
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Granny had heard that broomsticks were once again very much the fashion among younger witches, but she didn’t hold with it. There was no way a body could look respectable while hurtling through the air aboard a household implement.
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“You’re a bit young for this,” she said, “but as you grow older you’ll find most people don’t set foot outside their own heads much. You too,” she added gnomically.
“I don’t understand.”
“I’d be very surprised if you did,” said Granny briskly,
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If you can’t learn to ride an elephant, you can at least learn to ride a horse.”
“What’s an elephant?”
“A kind of badger,” said Granny. She hadn’t maintained forest-credibility for forty years by ever admitting ignorance.
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There was something lascivious about the way the tree said “bees” that quite put Granny, who had several hives, off the idea of honey. It was like being reminded that eggs were unborn chickens.
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The midwife’s name was Granny Weatherwax. She was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least, not if he wanted to wake up in the morning the same shape as he went to bed.
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It wasn’t a large village, and wouldn’t have shown up on a map of the mountains. It barely showed up on a map of the village.
[Bad Ass, Lancre, Ramtop Mountains]
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![DiscworldHerald's tweet photo. It wasn’t a large village, and wouldn’t have shown up on a map of the mountains. It barely showed up on a map of the village.
[Bad Ass, Lancre, Ramtop Mountains]
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“Ramtops witches were accorded a status similar to that which other cultures gave to nuns, or tax collectors, or cesspit cleaners. That is to say they were respected, sometimes admired, generally applauded for doing a job which logically had to be done”
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