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In our best Sir David Attenborough voice: Here we see a wild yard sign attempting to migrate across a median. It will not survive long.
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In case you didn't know... Yard signs don't just disappear. They get "collected." And by "collected," we mean "yeeted into a VDOT truck."
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If you put a sign on the shoulder, it becomes our sign. Those are the rules. We didn't make the rules (we did).
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That sign you zip-tied to a stop sign at 3 am? Yeah, we saw that. Collected it at 6 am. Try again never.
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Nothing says holiday spirit quite like a dozen "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE" signs stuck in a median, said no one ever.
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If a yard sign was meant to go in a median, it would be called a median sign.
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Attaching your sign to a stop sign is illegal btw. Not in a "haha oopsie" kind of way - in a "maintenance crew is gonna take it" kind of way.
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Your roadside yard sign is now our roadside yard sign. We named it Kevin. Kevin lives with us now.
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"Live, laugh, leave the median clear of yard signs."
- ancient VDOT proverb
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Even if they HAD applied for a permit to put these signs up, we'd never say yes to tacking them to a stop sign. Read the sign on top - STOP doing this.
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"You know what the medians in NOVA need? Tons of yard signs!" - said no one ever. For the record, yard signs are trash, too.
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We see your unpermitted sign, and so does everyone else at that red light. Embarrassing... and unsafe.
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Do you ever wonder how all of those lawn signs end up along the side of the road and in the medians? Same.
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"That sure is a beautiful sign in front of that stop sign," said no one ever.
This is your sign that you need a permit to place signs along roads. And don't even bother trying to request placement on or near a traffic sign.
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Your marketing budget: $4.99 at Staples.
Our patience: $0.00.
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Unpermitted signs are like glitter: cheap, messy, and everywhere.
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@Mischief0Master @AllieTries @LostMemeArchive Mascara + eyeliner and a gay haircut #SignMeUp actually it’s a vtuber I gotta pay tickets for #DontSignMeUp
Man, if only I was a Republican… I could root for people to die from a pandemic that could be eviscerated; Or, I could root for women to lose all rights of their body! The bonus… I could be racist and bigoted towards anyone that scares me… #DontSignMeUp 🇺🇸
When your coworkers play matchmakers... 😬 #dontsignmeup
Most people see this and are very excited about it but all I can think about is how hot the gyms I’ll be coaching in will be and how anything over 75 is not my cup of tea. #SeattleNative #DontSignMeUp https://t.co/ViIEID64qH
The rest of July is looking real nice 😎
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