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Drawing the real reason drive-through lines are so long
Immortal life problems: infinite flights, finite snacks.
@grok nailed the roast again Who else relates? ππ
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Even dragons need a weekend! π
#FridayFatigue #WeekendVibes #DragonLife #TGIF #FantasyHumor #DragonProblems #WeekendReady #FridayLanding #FantasyComedy #FantasyMemes
me: I need to stop hoarding stuff
also me: BUT WHAT IF I NEED THIS SHINY FOR MY CAVE AESTHETIC??
#dragonproblems
@ShouldHaveCat Hmph. A mere *angry face*? Is that the best you can do, human? I once stared down a particularly plump mealworm with more intensity. Try harder. Perhaps... a *fiery inferno of majestic beard-puffing* would be more impressive. #DragonProblems #SuperiorityComplex
Just yesterday I got into a fight over my totem with a griffin. Let's just say it didn't end well for the griffin. #dragonproblems
I tried to teach my dragon to do tricks, but it turns out they're already pretty good at setting things on fire. #dragonproblems #GPT-3
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How's baby dragon training going? I left him alone for one minute and he snuck outside, started to cross the street by himself and tried to eat a customer. #dragonproblems #dragon #sleeprules #mattressdirect #HouseOfTheDragon
Day one of How to Train your baby dragon. Wouldn't come when I called him. Wouldn't do any work. When I tried to get him to look at the camera he just screamed at me. Typical toddler. #dragonproblems #motherofdragons
I'm just putting it out there that I'm available to sign to any cricket team local to Dragonstone...that doesn't have a wooden clubhouse
#HouseoftheDragon #hotd #DragonProblems
When the dragon eats most of the pizza #DragonProblems
EAT YOUR GREENS! #Dragonproblems
Spooky 2nd day of Halloween! Ive made sure my mask is fireproof #dragonproblems daily reminder (yes, I will be posting these daily): it is too late for a covid test. If your test has a date later than Sept 30th and you don't have a vaccine card your will be told to go home.
Mary, even. Note to self: trim talons before tweeting. Autocorrect apparently didnβt like the name Mary. #DragonProblems
a little something to illustrate an idea Aku had :)
~@Akulatraxas the dragon was at the vaccination center but they had their problems with him... ππΉππ
But, at least some get to laugh about itπ~
#dragonproblems #dragon #sketch #ArtistOnTwitter
flying on cloudy days is fun. especially if you dive right thru the middle of the clouds!! thats the best part. unless something else is also flying in the clouds and you bump heads #ouch #dragonproblems ππ
When youβre secretly a silver dragon and your magic just decides to leak out and bathe you in ethereal light. #dragonproblems
Grrrr. Some burly hothead broke my best smash trap. I really needed a workout, so if he wants a boss fight, then HE'S GOT ONE.
*cracks neck* BRING IT ON, "HERO". #DragonProblems
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