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I’m really looking forward to a playoff edition of the #drunkdigest from @jrlind where he gets to show us how someone was arrested for trying to take the catfish out of the tank in @BrdgstoneArena to try and throw it on the ice
#drunkdigest https://t.co/3UVQxVMaK1
dui. not just drunk on wine, but with wine (in a glass!) in the center console. #drunkdigest
sometimes when u try to drive a drunk home from neighbors, he takes you in circles and bites your crotch. #drunkdigest
this happened on knob road (srsly) #drunkdigest
drink four or five whiskeys, pop some xanax, go spotlighting deer (out of season) #drunkdigest
sometimes you just fall asleep on your car. it happens. #drunkdigest
when you pee on yourself in the hilton hotel lobby. #drunkdigest
when keepin' it real goes wrong #drunkdigest
if you are with a side piece, your boyfriend will sell you out to the cops #drunkdigest
too drunk to buy #drunkdigest
when you gotta go, you gotta go. #drunkdigest
ok but did he pee on himself because he was drunk or because he was driving the wrong way #drunkdigest
dude just wantes some burger king, damn #drunkdigest
do not belch at a cop during a DUI stop #drunkdigest
the very popular “no one can stand on one leg” DUI defense. #drunkdigest
shout out to the officer for his commitment to being accurate with the location #drunkdigest
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