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Tiny children. Tiny Cromwell. #ElyLive

MOM: "Are you always on phone?"
ME: "No just live tweeting all this."
MOM: "Huh?"
ME: [explains]
MOM: "아이구!" [hits me across head]
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[masseuse asks us all what we want]
MOM: "Deep tissue."
SISTERS: "Thai."
[looks at stepdad]
CHO: "Pretty young lady!"
US: 😒
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A rare, elusive Asian Grandma sighting caught on video.
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GMA: "Why is Eugene so quiet?"
WY: "He's just tired."
GMA: "Usually he never shut up."
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[Grandma looks me over]
GMA: "Why not always look like this?"
ME: "Like what?"
GMA: "Clean. You usually look like smelly caveman."
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MOM: [looking at my social media] "Who ARE all these people?!"
ME: "People who follow me."
MOM: "That's weird and dangerous."
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[Mom finally meets my dogs. Points at Pesto]
MOM: "He look like you."
ME: "How so?"
MOM: "Like CRAZY PERSON."
(laughs in my face)
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MOM: "What is wrong with your pants?"
ME: "Nothing. It's drop crotch, it's a style."
MOM: "It looks like you pooped."
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Asians in restaurants:
- Asian adults are curt with waiters
- Asian adults shovel leftover food to the boy at table
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WY: "I got a rash last time I drank."
CY: "Drink a bottle of wine tonight. If you die, you're right. If you don't, you're stupid."
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MOM: "Why don't they bring an extra chair for my purse? Whatever."
[pulls this shit out of her purse]
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![EugeneLeeYang's tweet photo. MOM: "Why don't they bring an extra chair for my purse? Whatever."
[pulls this shit out of her purse]
#ELYlive http://t.co/etTRslSjHA](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCVzza7UgAExsl7.jpg)
MOM: "You look very attractive."
ME: "Thanks!"
MOM: "Like your mom."
ME: "...thanks?"
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[at lunch now]
MOM: (whispers) "Are these wine glasses?"
ME: "I think so."
MOM: (thoughtful pause) "Ugly."
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![EugeneLeeYang's tweet photo. [at lunch now]
MOM: (whispers) "Are these wine glasses?"
ME: "I think so."
MOM: (thoughtful pause) "Ugly."
#ELYlive http://t.co/ZeCSSQq3OZ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCVuiXUVIAEl_u4.jpg)
CY: "You look cute Mom."
MOM: "You're welcome!"
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WY: "I think I may be slightly allergic to alcohol."
CY: "GET OUT OF THIS FAMILY."
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![EugeneLeeYang's tweet photo. [hands iPhone to stepdad]
ME: "Take a picture! Make sure to press the..."
CHO: "I know."
*click*
#nailedit
#ELYlive http://t.co/GJYQQLoBFo](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCWz9snVEAAqYrb.jpg)