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@EastEndJoe That 👆🏻made me 🤭 out loud…
💯 loving the ‘same page’⚡️that regular#Dems 💙 have been exhibiting recently.
It’s obviously fueled by the 💯 #EpicTrolling 🧌that @GavinNewsom 🩵has been expertly utilizing against the
#MeatheadMussolini 🍖
& on that note, I’m covering my bases…

F35 lightning waiting for lightning to strike.
It’s 5 days since the supposedly the most stealthiest advanced fighter plane has been kept grounded on Indian airport Tarmac.
Now there are many speculations on what F35 was doing near Kochi and how it suddenly was short of fuel and then India “detected” it and got it on dharatal from high skies.
Let me first give you the official watered down version that is palatable to even the most bland British tongues (okay European) who too once had come to Kochi in search of spicier things.
F35 while flying a bit away from its mother ship suddenly found itself short of fuel near Indian border, made itself detectable by showing some lens etc (I am no aviation expert but I can spin tales of not tail of planes) and India scrambled Sukhoi jet to bring it safely down and its Brit pilot didn’t want to leave the plane worried India might put it on OLX (someone actually has for 4 million USD) and only when promised some nice spicy food from Paragon, he agreed to leave the Tarmac and now he is discovering there is more to good Indian food than Chicken Tikka masala and Bangladeshi shit sold in Balti is not Indian food. One Kerala pepper chicken will open his Thames from all orifices and he will realise how much good karma one has to earn to be born in India, land of good food, good spices and good air defence radar systems.
He is still eating food and realising the biggest scam was Europeans coming to India and eating good spicy food but not learning that the best jet is not F35 but the one in toilet which cleans your gustatory sins of last night with a blast to keep slate clean.
Now the speculation part as it’s always fun to indulge in flights of fancy when matters of taking to the skies has to be debated. Don’t take it seriously as I don’t want wild speculations to be considered as Gospel and spoil already soiled India and US relations due to Trump shitting all over.
So here it is, conspiracy theory.
There is a war going on in Middle East and one war was shortened in Indian subcontinent.
The ones to gain from all these wars is always Uncle Sam but Uncle Sam also has a reputation to keep so it uses its stooge Peter England to do its dirty job where Brits take the flak and Americans come as saviour.
So this Brit pilot whose ship is stationed somewhere in Indian Ocean close to one of colonised islands was ordered to fly F35 and map out Indian port of Vizhinjam which is critical now for lot of things. Plus Kochi naval base is there and NATO needs to know what is India upto as operation Sindoor has shown that India is no more a pushover and it surprised on upside in matter of defence and offence and even intelligence. Only Pappu, Praveen Sawhney, Munir and dead terrorists in Muridke and Bahawalpur don’t agree that India literally blew bases of Pakistan which is going to haunt them for long long time.
So west needed its most stealthiest weapon after there two Humint (human intelligence) weapons of Italian origin and F35 was chosen to fly close to Indian assets undetected.
Pilot was cruising thinking he is Neo Airborne Vasco Da Gama but India of today is no more Zamorin led land and our radars were up and detracted that F35.
Now obviously no one flies an aircraft with 100 rs ka petrol daal dena state and he could have gone back to his mother ship or Diego Garcia or American bases in Oman etc but then Sukhoi Thai came close and told that baby, come down, you will get a massage and also Kerala shirodhara.
F35 pilot thought he is in Mr India state but India was seeing red.
To the shock of US who is trying to sell F35 to all, India got the plane down and the epic trolling by IAF saying (we detected) and then saying pilot was refusing to leave Tarmac and had to be coaxed was funny.
It’s 5 days and most laziest petrol attendant can fill up petrol after saying Zero dekho like how Pappu says after most elections these days in few minutes so it was not about fuel.
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President Trump keeps another promise. Makes fries at McDonalds #McDonalds #DonaldTrump #MAGA2024 #Trump2024 #EpicTrolling #FriesWithYourVote @Realdonaldtrump @Elonmusk @TheDiplomad @SarahAHoyt @JDunlap1974 @Catturd2 @EliseStefanik @TrumpGirlLove https://t.co/cGQ6Mf9ufg
@CyderKnight @hodgetwins What's even more unbelievable is his level of trolling while campaigning & making folks smile: Kamala claimed she worked @ McD's but the co confirmed she was never employed. One of the richest men in America doesn't say a word. Just goes to work at McD's. For free. #EpicTrolling
President Trump sets the trolling level to 11 #DonaldTrump #McDonalds #FrenchFries #FakeKamala #MAGA #Trump2024 #EpicTrolling #TrumpTrollsHarris @TheDiplomad @realdonaldtrump @elonmusk @HopalongAsks @TrumpGirlLove @DC_Draino https://t.co/mIVSoLcpB2
This Vance kid is starting to grow on me 😂🤣😂 #EpicTrolling
Kamala: “you got something to say, say it to my face.”
JD Vance: “walks over to say it to her face.”
Kamala: *Hides in the plane restroom*
i wanna try animating erikas #epictrolling moment in ep6 bc it sounds fun but i dont even know how a human is supposed to look making the sounds that she does
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