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EQK News: Yesterday was an eventful day for an inaugural high speed train ride. Thank you, Princess @mlp_Celestia, and our two lovely pillars from a thousand years ago, @mlp_Somnambula and @mlp_MageMB, for making the #EQKansen01 event the best day ever!
*The train zooms down the tracks at 360 mph towards the Crystal Empire.*
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*3 minutes later, the 700T train sets off again. Next stop: The Crystal Empire.*
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*A businesspony comically chases after the train with his suit case.*
Businesspony: "Wait for me!"
*He comically slams into a wall at the end of the platform.*
Businesspony: *dizzy, birds flying around head*
"I should've been here earlier."
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((Thank you all, only had that hour, enjoy! AFK)) #EQKansen01
"Well, it's time for the truth! I'm not going to disappoint you @mlp_SanyaHikari! Well... Mage and I don't go to disappoint you" Smiles taking her scissors #EQKansen01
*begins shaking hoofs with all the dignitaries—congratulations are in order, all around* #EQKansen01
And now, I, Celestia, First of Her Name, Duarch of Equestria, Dauphin of Sunlight, Arch-Prelate of Sol… *six hundred twenty other titles later* …do declare this train OPEN! *snips the ribbon with the Great Alicorn Shears* #EQKansen01
*another urgent whisper* It’s not? I was informed that was an infinite resource. Well what does power it, then? *yet more whispers* #EQKansen01
And thanks to breakthroughs in science and mechanical engineering, this new high-speed train is powered entirely by the thoughts of bored math students! #EQKansen01
*Angry steam train noises. It now has sworn the high speed train as its rival*
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This is the first high-speed train with accommodation for ponies of all shapes and sizes, as well as manticores, dragons, phoenixes, kirins, aliens, yaks, and even a special car for parents with infants, including changing stations and free diapers and matzoh! #EQKansen01
Fine, fine, a train that obeys the dicta of physics and won’t break causality. I accept that. I suppose. Still, I’m told it’s very fast indeed, for sub-light. Very fast! Connecting neighbor to neighbor with unprecedented speed. #EQKansen01
*frowns at another whisper* It doesn’t exceed the speed of light at all? Really? Well how is it going to travel back in time? *more whispers* It doesn’t? What about arriving before you depart? Not even once? #EQKansen01
"And here is our special ribbon-cutting guests, Princess @mlp_Celestia, and two of the pillars, @mlp_Somnambula, and @mlp_MageMB. Give them a round of applause!"
*Audience cheers for the three*
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Somnambula is really impressed by the new train #EQKansen01. She spent all her day explaining @mlp_MageMB about that.
*Today is the day, everypony! See you at 5:00 at the Ponyville EQK station!*
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((Attention #Twitterponies. The inaugural run of the 1st @mlp_EQK bullet train will be on November 22 at 5:00 PM at the Ponyville EQK station. The train will run to Trottingham and back. Everypony is invited! Use the hastag #EQKansen01 when participating. Thank you!))
*confirms with @mlp_SanyaHikari’s secretary that, if she is available, she will attend the Nov. 22 @mlp_EQK inaugural train ride* I do hope affairs of state let me attend. #EQKansen01
((Attention #Twitterponies. The inaugural run of the 1st @mlp_EQK bullet train will be on November 22 at 5:00 PM at the Ponyville EQK station. The train will run to Trottingham and back. Everypony is invited! Use the hastag #EQKansen01 when participating. Thank you!))
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