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Really feeling vindicated #EveryGoddamnTime
in rivals it’s very easy to tell when a support player is dogshit
There was no one else outside except me, and then this couple came and sat down, close enough that I could hear them talking. I had to pick up and move. #everygoddamntime #isweartogod
French TV correspondent talks about a boy from Ukraine who salutes every time a military truck passes by. Except she forgot to mention the two girls across the street..
we went to the dollar store for superglue and a little christmas tree for a craft and left with 80$ worth of stuff 😂😂😂 #Cricut #christmastime #everygoddamntime
Mig: Kæft, det var hyggeligt i går!
Min hjerne: Ja, men hvad med de her ligegyldige mikroøjeblikke, jeg har overanalyseret for dig?
Mig: 🥺
#everygoddamntime
So @SydneyAirport is busy again, which means it’s back to getting that extra special security wand treatment. If that’s not the world starting to go back to normal, I don’t know what is ... #everygoddamntime #thatsnothowrandomnessworks #deterministicsecurityscreening
Anyone else buy £70 worth of cards then put them somewhere ‘safe’ that NO LONGER EXISTS IN THEIR MIND? Just me then... #adulting #everygoddamntime
My days:
1. Wake Up
2. Drink Coffee
3. Stress myself over a meeting
4. Meeting goes completely normal
5. Work
#EveryGoddamnTime
Shitlib: "Just be proudad be Irish, not 'white'!"
--Alright, proudda be Irish. Ireland for the Irish--
😇✌️🏼 🇮🇪🇮🇪 🔥
Also shitlib: "Wow, easy! These 10,000 Nigerians just became Irish, f*cking Wh*te bigot!" 😡
#EveryGoddamnTime
"I have enough pens!" Me, 30, Artist, walks out of a supermarket with a bunch of new colored pencils, pens and other supplies. #everygoddamntime
I will never understand what possesses men to honk at a woman walking along the sidewalk minding her own damn business ... there is absolutely nothing attractive about a grown ass woman peeing herself #everygoddamntime
Woman: Hi! I'm the new neighbor!
Me: Oh, hi!
*shakes hands*
*me (focusing on) telling my name*
*me going back to my apartment*
Me: ...F*ck! What was her name?!
#EveryGoddamnTime
Hey everybody my daughter was dancing around being SUPER cute, check out this 5 minute video I took with the camera set to photo.
#dadfail #everygoddamntime
Love watching VFX breakdowns but I do wish they were cut with something a little more chill than Ibiza club classics 2007 🙉🚫 #everygoddamntime
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