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Every Bitcoiner eventually goes through the same social extinction event: Step 1: You buy BTC, feel smart for 8 minutes, then immediately feel insane Step 2: You start noticing the price of everything rising like the world is slowly tilting Step 3: You try to talk about it and accidentally sound like a guy explaining a haunted house “Guys, something is wrong in here” Step 4: Someone says “inflation is normal” And you realize they’ve accepted losing as a personality trait Step 5: You start using words like “purchasing power” and “monetary premium” And people react like you just brought a dead animal to the party Step 6: You learn what a bond is, what a repo market is, what money actually is And now you can’t enjoy anything without seeing the financing behind it Step 7: You sit at dinner while everyone talks about their raises And you’re quietly doing the math on how much of that raise got vaporized before it hit their account Step 8: A friend tells you they’re “building wealth” Then describes a 29% APR car payment and an index fund they contribute $40/month to when the vibes are good Step 9: You realize most people don’t want truth They want permission to continue Step 10: You start stacking harder Not because you want a Lambo But because you can feel the floorboards creaking under the entire system Step 11: You stop caring about “being early” You just want to be not late Step 12: Your phone becomes an emotional support device for surviving clown world You open it, see a BTC balance, close it, and exhale Step 13: People call Bitcoin a “scam” while they pay 11 different subscriptions, finance furniture, and rent money at 8% interest Step 14: You realize the scam is the default setting Bitcoin just reveals it Which is why it makes people angry It’s a mirror that shows them their chains Step 15: You start turning down social events because you can’t pretend anymore Not because you hate people But because you can’t listen to another conversation where someone says “the economy is doing great” while they’re drowning Step 16: Eventually you’re sitting alone at night, scrolling, stacking, lifting, drinking water Feeling like a monk who escaped a casino Step 17: And then the funniest part happens You’re poorer socially But richer spiritually Because you found the one asset that doesn’t lie to you And for the first time in your life, you can feel your future staying put.