Top Tweets for #EvictUS
@longsally #Evictus is just around the corner. π€£ With four mortgages to pay, they finna get the lights cut off.
No one in Montecito has ever been foreclosed and evicted.
@KarkirchWilson1 Yes, and she still behaves horribly, like at Invictus. Meghan was so bad they had to evict her!
#Evictus
My thoughts and prayers go out to the people of the UK.
Kicked out of the UK, kicked out
of Frogmore...
It can be done.
#HarryandMeghanRuinedInvictus
#HarryandMeghanAreAJoke #MeghanMarkleIsAConArtist #EvictUs
Kicked out of the UK, kicked out
of Frogmore...
It can be done.
#HarryandMeghanRuinedInvictus
#HarryandMeghanAreAJoke #MeghanMarkleIsAConArtist #EvictUs
Meghan's PR backfires
1) Queens Funeral. Meghan shows up for photo ops. Result: Mocked for the "tear in one eye", and her face is blocked on TV by a giant yellow "Candle In The Way".π₯
2) Frogmore: Meghan complains about Frogmore Cottage: Result: Gets evicted. #Evictusπ₯
3) Ulvade: Meghan brings a camera crew for the ultimate cynical PR photoshoot. Meghan poses placing flowers on an innocent victims' grave. Result: Megan gets accused of "inserting herself into other's grief".π₯
4) Invictus: Meghan relentlessly parades herself. Result: Meghan is accused of exploiting veterans, and making the games "About her", a farce.π₯
5) Polo match prize-giving: Meghan seeks reflected glory, unsuccessfully grabs at the trophy. Result: The ultimate cringe video.π₯
6) Powdered Coffee: Meghan appears as an extra in a smug SheEO's Instagram ad (and screws up a fist-bump). Result: Irked customers return their coffee by post; CEO complains as sales go south.π₯
7) Christmas concert: Meghan hogs the centre of the stage. Result: She gets isolated as the other singers, bemused, flee to the edges of the stage. Another must-see cringe vid.π₯
8) Oprah: Meghan slanders the Royal Family. Result: Meghan begets a reputation for being a b****y race-baiter. Her barefaced lies get debunked as the equally- malevolent race-baiter, Oprah, gets Markled.π₯
9) Netflix Documentary: Meghan moans endlessly, and even mocks the gentle, kind, beloved, elderly, frail, dying Queen Elizabeth with a creepy deep bow. Later, she cries in self-pity in front of a $40,000 throw. Result: Meghan gains a reputation for self-pity and attacking her own families. Her popularity nosedives.π₯
10) Wedding: Meghan invites Hollywood A-listers she does not know, and shuns her own family (a token-relative mother aside). Result: Meghan is accused of arch hypocrisy.π₯
11) Family Photographs: Meghan releases photoshopped images with, allegedly, and what appear to be, other people's tots and dolls. Result: Worldwide exposure of the "Sussex Baby Scam" and yet another press cover-up.π₯
12) Megnant: Meghan grins in PR shots, showing off her "bump", which she clutches incessantly. Result: A litany of bizarre "Moonbump" malfunctions are exposed in photos and videos.π₯
13) Spare: Meghan writes Harry's poison-pen book. Result: When Harry's book receives terrible reviews worldwide, Meghan quickly disowns it, calling it, embarrassing.π₯
14) Podcast: Meghan makes a me-me-me vanity podcast for Spotify. Result: A senior Spotify executive accuses her of being a "f****** grifter".π₯
15) Feminist: Meghan pays Archwell cash to speak on a ageing-feminists' (SXSW) show. Result: Meghan repeats her ridiculous porky about writing to a manufacturer of soap. Meghan receives her comeuppance swiftly. Brooke Shields gives Meghan a brutal put-down!π₯
16) Red Carpets. Meghan turns up on a fashion mag awards ceremony (or whatever) red carpet, and hogs it. Result: Meghan's own PR girl physically shoves Meghan off the red carpet, to make way for a young starlet.π₯
The hapless PR girl leaves Archewell within a fortnight.π₯
17) Kevin Costner. Meghan gatecrashes his presentation; Result: Costner looks embarrassed.π₯
18) Pearl: Meghan attempts a virtue-signalling Netflix show of her woke book, Pearl. Result: the show gets promptly cancelled. This commercial failure was the first of various, which quickly culminated in open mockery of Meghan by the entertainment industry, spurred on by South Park.π₯
19) Ballgown: Meghan struts proudly into a Jamaican cinema, but it is not the VIP screening cinema. Meghan flaunts a big, pompous ballgown, while everyone else wears cheerfully scruffy baseball caps and shorts. Result: Meghan is relegated to Row 10, and #ImOffToTheShops trends on Twitter.π₯
20) American Riviera Orchard: Meghan launches an empty shop and a weird video of her posing on a veranda wearing a ballgown. As you do. Result: The royal-wannabe brand falls flat on its pretentious face, and is universally mocked. Meghan is accused of using her title to sell jam, which betrays the late Queen's agreement (Megxit).π₯
21) Jam Scam: A Meghan PR lackey posts pots of jam to "influencers". The PR photo of the jam shows the label peeling off. Result: King Charles' jam sells out (profits to charity).π₯
22) Fashion: Meghan copycats the fashion of other, more stylish, women. Result: Funny Youtuber comparisons: "Who wears it worse".π₯
23) Paramount Gatecrash: Megan tailgates some mogul and his girl onto a red carpet. Result: Bemused looks by mr mogul and his trophy wife.π₯
24) Aviation Awards. Meghan gets Harry to pay for a laughable "Living legend" award.
Result 1: The Living Legends award itself gets mocked, worldwide, as a paid-for, celebrity-ego-polishing bauble.π₯
Result 2: Punishment: no dining with John Travolta at this self-congratulatory dinner. Meghan and her poodle are banished to the back of the hall, to naughty-step level of Hell, table 112.π₯
25) PR Itself: Meghan spends $Millions a year on three PR teams or so. Result: Polls show Meghan is more unpopular, year upon year.π₯
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#MeghanMarkIe
#Philanthropath
#MeghanMarkleEXPOSED
#PR #Ego
@WhosFibbing @texankitcat @SuburbanDuchess Remember #EvictUs - one of the funniest tags ever on Twitter, IMHO
#MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter
@MeghansTowel @YouTube Yes, true. Meghan puts on a tasteless display of opulence. π€π€π€
Whilst the verterans she is exploiting for PR struggle to make ends meet. π°
#MeghanandHarrygriftVeterans
#MeghanMarkleIsAConArtist
#InvictusGames2025
#Evictus
#InvictusGamesVancouver
#InvictusSpirit
It's amusing to think that Markle is an "influencer" ... of Twitter tags!
#IAmOffToTheShops
#Megxit
#Megnant
#Evictus
#FrogNoMore
#WorldwidePrivacyTour
#HarryIsaLivingLoser
#FlopGunHarry
#Archificial #Lilibucks
and so on
Will the creator of #IamOffToTheShops please step forward, so that I can credit you.
I also think we should run it every weekend and any time there is a parking lot pap shot.
@danedweller @PrayForIsrael26 @VaissanS One of my fave hashtags of all time is #Evictus
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#FrogmoreCottage
#FrogNoMore
#MeghanMarkleIsAConArtist
Iβm hoping that Edward Lane Fox decides to write a book as I would love to see confirmation of who really started #EvictUs
I would be willing to bet that PW was more involved than we have been led to believe.
Thatβs my opinion anyway π€·πΌββοΈ
#EvictUs π€£π€£
Can we actually love this women anymore, she is totally awesome π! Evictus! π€£π€£π€£
@KarynNicholas @em36561 @LairdOfTheManor She has sucked the life out of him, his $$$, family, friends, polo (crowbar) + now #Evictus! As we say in our family, always #ChooseCorrectly! Sadly he chose a #BloodsuckingNARC
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