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I misjudged my food bag packing, so here I am running airport cheez-itz through creme de brie like a philistine. #faproblems
There's a certain level of contortionism required to put a bandaid on a toe under tights and boots in an airplane lav. #falife #faproblems
Sometimes this job means not knowing you don't have a voice until at least 1400. Oops. Guess I'm making deals for crewmates to do my announcements today. #faproblems
Y’all don’t understand how happy all of these home workouts are making me. I finally have 28817181 options for workouts at hotels during overnights :’) #FAproblems
Eat. Sleep. Repeat. ✈️
What has my life become when I’m torn between taking a spontaneous international trip or a domestic one #FAProblems #flightattendantlife #Whatislife
The beginning of boot season is always exciting until that first guy walks on the plane, smiles and whispers to you "I like your boots." in that low-key-serial-killer way. #falife #faproblems #crewlife
“JUST a black coffee please.”
Pause long enough for me to hand them the cup. ☕️
“...with cream and just a little sugar.”
(Says every passenger on every flight)✈️
#faproblems #flightattendantlife @twoguysonaplane
Me: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you not to let your baby stand on the galley counter where we prepare food."
Dad: "But is it against the law?"
#traveladvice #faproblems #shitfassay #whythough #crewlife
Passenger: This coffee is awful.
Flight attendant: Yes, the E.coli is really an acquired taste.
#yum #traveltips #cabincrew #crewlife #falife #faproblems
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Flight attendants: OMG you'll never believe what this crazy bitch did on my flight yesterday. There was pee every where.
@PassengerShame #doitforthebenefits #cabincrew #faproblems #falife #passengershaming #flightattendant #jetlife #fail
If youve never seen anyone mix a protein shake with pure vodka, you've obviously never worked a flight to an #Herbalife convention. #livingthedream #crewlife #faproblems #flightattendant #cabincrew #jetlife
"I'd like a black coffee with cream"
Well I'd like a unicorn. And a good nights sleep. And to be able to read my People magazine in the galley without Karen interrupting to force videos of her stupid cats on me. But some things are impossible. #crewlife #faproblems #cabincrew
While attempting to flush the toliet, someone ripped the button off the wall today. So evolution is going well. @PassengerShame #fail #shitfassay #crewlife #falife #faproblems #cabincrew #jetlife #flightattendant
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