#FAProbs - Twitter Hashtag

6 months ago

Popping back up with this gem. Semi sad news: no international trip for me next week I came down with something this week and knew I’d be miserable on a long flight if I kept the trip. I know there will be other trips- still sucks tho. #memes #funny #faprobs

travel_run_lift's tweet photo. Popping back up with this gem.

Semi sad news: no international trip for me next week I came down with something this week and knew I’d be miserable on a long flight if I kept the trip.

I know there will be other trips- still sucks tho. #memes #funny #faprobs https://t.co/bJgJu84zcs

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ella @elllacamillle

over 6 years ago

I will NEVER understand why people take their seatbelts off the second the plane lands. Hello we are still on an active runway. Would you take your seatbelt off before your car is parked and turned off? NO. We make that announcement for a reason aka your safety 🤬 #FAprobs

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Flight Attendant @shit_FAs_say

almost 7 years ago

Someone just told me I look like a reality star. Not an actress. Not a model. Reality star. Afraid to ask if he meant like- Bachelorette....or Intervention... Give me your weirdest passenger compliments! #crewlife #faprobs

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Flight Attendant @shit_FAs_say

over 7 years ago

Unfortunately, mace is not TSA approved. #sedateyourchildren #traveltips #shitfassay #crewlife #falife #faprobs #flightattendant #cabincrew #jetlife

shit_FAs_say's tweet photo. Unfortunately, mace is not TSA approved. #sedateyourchildren #traveltips #shitfassay #crewlife #falife #faprobs #flightattendant #cabincrew #jetlife https://t.co/pc5w4uzG8f

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Flight Attendant @shit_FAs_say

over 7 years ago

Poll:would you rather lick the lav floor or sleep with that one old straight Male flight attendant everyones reported to HR? #falife #crewlife #faprobs #cabincrew #flightattendant

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Flight Attendant @shit_FAs_say

over 7 years ago

Senior mamas with too many cats: "I don't have time for a relationship. I'm married to my job." To be fair, you are definitely getting f*cked more often than most married people. #crewlife #cabincrew #falife #faproblems #flightattendantlife #flightattendants #faprobs

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Julia✨ @jewelm26

over 7 years ago

And so it begins #FAprobs

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jenioflysagain @jenioflysagain

about 8 years ago

Salad (no dressing) Trying to eat healthy. But that key lime pie omg 😮. Balance. 🤣 #flightattendantlife #faprobs

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sarah☀️ @sarahxholmie

over 8 years ago · Tulsa

Me: you haven’t really eaten today Crew: I knowwww, I kind of do that on layovers Me: well yeah, it’s too expensive to eat lol Crew: yeahhhh I’d rather just drink and forget that I’m hungry 😬 #faprobs

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sarah☀️ @sarahxholmie

almost 9 years ago · College Park

Leftover pasta and a KitKat 😐 #layoverlife #faprobs https://t.co/3dN7NiC2qt

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Hol @TofuTits

almost 9 years ago

I have had no sleep for this flight. Going from ‘tart with a cart’ to ‘dragon with a wagon’ real fast 🙄 #FAProbs

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jenioflysagain @jenioflysagain

almost 9 years ago

Thank you ORD crew flight 2636 to TUS 11/17 for leaving the back galley a complete shit show. Smooth. #faprobs #crewlife

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jenioflysagain @jenioflysagain

almost 9 years ago

Oh dear lord this awful awful FA is on another trip with me. I would seriously change my schedule rotation if I knew it would keep her off my trips. Reserve probs. #crewlife #faprobs

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jenioflysagain @jenioflysagain

almost 9 years ago

The way I pack (aka:stuff) my lunchbox for a 3 day trip you’d think I was feeding the whole plane ✈️ On every leg. #crewlife #FAprobs

jenioflysagain's tweet photo. The way I pack (aka:stuff) my lunchbox for a 3 day trip you’d think I was feeding the whole plane ✈️ On every leg. #crewlife #FAprobs https://t.co/Rve6PEkiJC

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Josie @josieskitchen

almost 9 years ago

Asked scheduling for my bday or one of the holidays off, and a bit of variety in Dec. So they have me working the same destination 5x, every holiday and my birthday. Thanks? #crewlife #faprobs #secretlifeofflightattendants

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