#FARMChurchWing - Twitter Hashtag

over 3 years ago

Poor Fabio had lost his memory recently and we thought to help him, after all it would be interesting to retrain someone again. "Hello welcome to the #FARMChurchWing Fabio"

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over 3 years ago

"Yes Hello? I hope you don't mind, you left your door unlocked, did you still want me to...?" "Please!, i have been having such impure thoughts lately, i just couldn't be there with you to see it." "No worries, i can cleanse any evil you may have" #FARMChurchWing

nua_ul's tweet photo. "Yes Hello? I hope you don't mind, you left your door unlocked, did you still want me to...?"

"Please!, i have been having such impure thoughts lately, i just couldn't be there with you to see it."

"No worries, i can cleanse any evil you may have"

#FARMChurchWing https://t.co/u4mkqEVpeK

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Cerbi @nua_ul

over 3 years ago

Many of our #FARMChurchWing branches are always willing to help parents of confused young men. this young man's folks caught him sneaking out, and when he wouldn't spill what he was doing, they came to us "Im sorry folks we believe your son might be gay?"

nua_ul's tweet photo. Many of our #FARMChurchWing branches are always willing to help parents of confused young men.

this young man's folks caught him sneaking out, and when he wouldn't spill what he was doing, they came to us

"Im sorry folks we believe your son might be gay?" https://t.co/uVky8ZMcTs

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over 3 years ago

Mr Garcia was a member of our #FARMChurchWing "I told you boy, if you want to marry by little girl, you need to prove your dedication before i agree" Brandon was nervous, he had been dating Mr Garcia's daughter for years now and he still wasn't on her fathers good side.

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Cerbi @nua_ul

almost 4 years ago

#FARMChurchWing Sam was confused, where was he, why couldn't he remember anything, they kept calling him a new angel. Sam was a pastors kid, practically a saint in all forms. when he passed on unexpectedly, his soul was taken by a demon before it could reach its intended place.

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Cerbi @nua_ul

almost 4 years ago

The #FARMChurchWing hosts many orphanages for boys, have their memories scrubbed clean until the priests are able to properly train them to help out the men of the world. after about a year of training the boys must select their favorite mentor... this poor man is very popular.

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almost 4 years ago

The two young priests were perfect, loyal to their church, never questioning orders or their faith. so when the #FARMChurchWing took over and provided a welcome party for the new head priest, no one questioned the drink we provided. they should have known better then to drink.

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almost 4 years ago

"You ready boy, if you do good you can take your brother's place within the #FARMChurchWing, such a faithful pastor he was.. i mean is, are you sure? oh seems you have been practicing?" Mario was hoping to understand what came over his brother suddenly.