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If you are in your mid 40s and have been married for over 20 years , trust me your early morning pillow talk will always be about how well or badly you slept through the night π
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How many masks do humans need during the pandemic?
Children - 5
Men - 2
Women - 52
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Why do most Indian Parents feel that their bacchas are prodigies or Einstein ki chatti aulaads ??? π€·π»ββοΈ
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Motherhood is also about wanting the kids to be quiet for a while but then worrying if the kids are quiet for a while π
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If you love someone , set it free, If it comes back to you ...
-Itβs probably the husband who canβt find his car keys
-The younger one who canβt find his underwear
-Or definitely the teenager , whoβs always hungry π
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My life and eyebrows both have changed their definition... forever , during this lockdown π
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Me : Now that you have so many days at home , donβt you think , now would be a good time to practice your handwriting ?
Son : Arre ! But now toh everything is gonna be online . Iβd rather improve my internet skills π
Me : πππ
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Motherβs Day 2019 : We all have been so busy , Letβs just spend this day together π
Motherβs Day 2020 : Since we have already spent toooooo many days together π I am okay with all of you leaving me totally alone !!!
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This Mother's Day , I also want a 'Happy Teacher's Day' card coz HOMESCHOOLING IS BL**DY TOUGH !!!
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I am pretty sure that many who stood for hours in the line to buy overpriced booze ...
Will ask Schools to reduce their fees !
Will not pay their help , maids and drivers !
Will crib about paying extra to Doctors !
If nothing else, atleast talking about your mental health will get normalised post COVID !
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Iβm beginning to get a slight stubble , I hate the cleaning and clearing of things , I am getting grumpier by the day and totally love spending time in the loo with my phone.
This lockdown is turning me into my teenager π
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The other day I got tagged by an influencer on β How To Dress Like A Boss Babe β
I was like ... dress up and go where baba π€·π»ββοΈ to scrub the bathroom ???
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The Face ID on my phone is disabled and Iβm wondering is it because of the mask π· or my untamed eyebrows π€¨
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#MarathonRunningFriend : I have started doing Intermittent Fasting , itβs amazing since I am not able to run nowadays !
#CouchSittingMe :Yeah ! Me too , but mine is called Intermittent Feasting and I am soon gonna run out of snacks π
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Now that the kids are getting homeschooled ... can we do the same for husbands or is it too late ?
*Asking for a friend π¬
Phew ! The day which was celebrated by getting mani-pedis while discussing the hardship of being a female is finally over π
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Over the years , my boys have started and given up on many classes and hobbies but one hobby that they havenβt given up on and continue with great diligence ... is their common interest of constantly irritating me πΏ
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